Newboy: sequel that's better than the original

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Executive decision by Mr C.

Ah this isn't the neighbour that owns Paws.

Its another one, she has two cats, one of which used to be an interloper into my house until Ollie appeared! She's lovely, actually shouted Ollie the other day when she found him ambling up the street one up from us. Apparently he gave her a side eye face like this and trotted off home

Ollivander I've got the perfect name for Paws if she's female, Clementine!

"Light she was and like a fairy,
And her shoes were number nine;
Herring boxes, without topses,
Sandals were for Clementine."

All together now, Ladies of the Litter:

Boy and girl cat
Sitting on Olli
K.I.S.S.I.N.G

C What is this Third Supper of which you speak? How many meals exactly does Newboy receive in any 24-hour period?

5 plus a tube of LEL. (And some treats. )

Second Supper is either LEL or (lightly warmed) soup.

I'm reading this thread away from Ollie. He will think I am starving him

So that's six sit-down meals of a full repast at each sitting, plus spontaneous snacks of joy, every day.

And whatever extra he nicks :) by way of buffet.

And what you've forgotten or airily dismissed as a one-off, ie regular as clockwork extras.

You must be run ragged. I thought Mr C was greedy. :)

Well he doesn’t receive a full pouch.

Ollie gets breakfast, tea and supper. Plus Lily's kitchen dry food down 24/7. And no treats

FIVE ??!! I've never seen a 48lb Siamese, but am awaiting future photographs with baited breath

Five??? Mine get 2 totaling 1.5 pouches between them, ad lib dry, and regulated treats i.e. only at the specified times (when I come downstairs in the morning, bed time, and if I've been out for more then 4 hours when I get in).

Ollie doesn't need treats - his treat is cuddling you .

Artist's impression of Newboy in 12 months time

Weeds I laughed that hard I scared Ollie

Well he doesn’t get dry food.

I keep waiting for self-regulation to kick in. It just doesn’t seem to be.

Weeds!

Weeds - bit incontinent here

nb perfect cover shot of calendar

Ours is on 5 pouches a day, usually a bit of dhs dinner meat/fish & whatever he pinches while he's out.

Mr C is on 4 sit-down meals, two courses each, second helpings on request. Plus two sets of Official Treats. Titbits, theft.

F asbo is 7kg, isn't he. A very big and beautiful cat.

There's quite a lot of nutritional opportunity out there :) Except for your DH Fluffy

Cozie self-regulation will kick in. It took 7 years for Mr C.

Mr C is on 4 sit-down meals, two courses each, second helpings on request. Plus two sets of Official Treats. Titbits, theft

Full silver service and a butler? All finished with a small wafer?

I think he's 6.5. He has a waist & minimal flubber.

Ollie is only 4.2kg teeny boy

Can you start a new thread please? This one is nearly full

New thread here www.mumsnet.com/Talk/the_litter_tray/3059243-The-Further-Adventures-Of-Newboy