Funniest dog name you’ve ever heard?

[catwithnocream]

We’ll be getting our first family dog next year (lab) and current front runner on the names are either Potato or Hippo but we’re open to other great / funny names?

Keith

Kevin. It really suits him.

Stormtrooper and Waggy. Two different dogs, two different families but both were named by small children 😂

Love Hippo. Going on the potato theme, how about Spud? Or you could really confuse the vets and everyone for life and call him/her Cat!

Bender

I know someone who has a cat called Horse

Artemis, more pretentious than funny. The owner sounded hilarious calling her.

I know someone who had a cat called Chicken!

Mike Hat

Dave
Kevin
Alan

Cute dogs with 'dad' names are hilarious

Many years ago my aunt found a ddog. Dgm was adamant it wasn't staying.. They called him Nameless..
Amd Nameless he stayed for the 15 years they had him.

Norris

Albus

Melon, who was a collie.
I knew a staffie called Tank, which I often think would suit mine on a boisterous day!

Melon, who was a collie.
I knew a staffie called Tank, which I often think would suit mine on a boisterous day!

Sarah Jessica Barker

A pug called Barbara.

@BatshitIsTheOnlyExplanationi knew also knew someone with a cat named Horse! Manchester based comedian although I think the cat has now passed

K9

Trevor

Custard

Derek

My friend recently acquired a Golden Retriever and sent me a picture of him. “What’s his name?” I asked. “Rolo” she replied on text. Two minutes later, she wrote, “Or Shitbag, as he will be known today.” 😲🙄😳😂😂

Gary

Defor, as in D for Dog