Funniest dog name you’ve ever heard?

[catwithnocream]

We’ll be getting our first family dog next year (lab) and current front runner on the names are either Potato or Hippo but we’re open to other great / funny names?

We used to have cat called frog and a rabbit called carrot.

I knew a cat called Merkin

Julie

Angela Merkel ( neighbours dog)

Wifey

My great aunt had a dog called Mince. She said it was cause of the way he was walked. I absolutely didn’t get the “joke” as a child.

Didier Dogba

I know a Trevor, a Brian and a massive Rottie cross named Beryl.

My dad’s dog was called Iain. Scottish Terrier so it had to be spelt the Scottish way!

I always wanted Ally mcbegal the legal begal but I'm showing my age.

Ian
Paul

Roy, David, Nigel, Shaun, Mavis and Maurice (the elderly legend who urinated in a stranger's picnic basket in the park, much to the mortification of his owner)!

I always thought that John would be a good, solid name for a dog, and was delighted when I finally met one!

Moose! She really suits it :)

I have a Spud!

Banana!

Colin and Lollop. Second described the dog perfectly, great big gangly thing. Lollopy , in fact 😁

Did he look like Uncle John?

I knew a Paddington. He really suited it, though I don't know his stance on marmalade sandwiches.

Rodney

We have a Rottweiler called Barbara Ann 😹

I have two dogs. They’re called Parsnip and Stringbean and people often comment

I knew a family called Loony, they called their dog Nutty.

I heard a dog called Keith once too!

Womble. It had a very long nose.

Mouse, my rescue daxie came to me with that name and it suits her perfectly.

Strawberry
Peanut

Kylie. As in Kylie ma dog.

(1988, Central Belt, dog pronounced Dough-g)