Funniest dog name you’ve ever heard?

[catwithnocream]

We’ll be getting our first family dog next year (lab) and current front runner on the names are either Potato or Hippo but we’re open to other great / funny names?

Samuel L. Dachshund

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Michael Puglas

My friend has a dog (a greyhound) called Chicken 🤣

Colin. He's a daschund.

Beaumont.
Fenton

Colin (spaced reference).
I initially did a typo colon - that would be unusual!
I know a cat called duckie and a dog called Kittie

Jeronimo. 🤣

Alan, always makes me chuckle when I hear little Alan being called on his walk 😆

Snot

short for Snot ours.

A local dog called Geoffrey, he is let off in the local park and his recall is awful so it's just continuous shouting 'Geoffrey, come back' 😂

Tegwen is an excellent name. I know a dog called Tegwen who doesn’t even live in Wales!

My next dog will probably be a Twm or a Gwawr.

A big fluffy dog called Lois

Fenton 😂

Deborah

I wonder if we know the same owner?

My colleague has a daschund called colin-hes gorgeous

I once met a cilla (massive mixed breed)

I also know an obi,ziggy,rocco,kaiser,daisy and a ronnie

All gorgeous

Mr Woofles.

<Woof, woof!>

I had a friend whose Labrador was called Tubs.

My Dad had a Spinone called Pete.

My brother has a Beagle called Strudel.

Also had a pupil who had an English Bulldog called Meathead 🤣

Someone near us has a dog called Harry Kanine he's a Spurs fan.

Neal

Jarvis (he’s a cocker!!) 🤣👌

My friend has a dog name Mike. Not funny, but very charming and it suits him.

Kylie … Kylie Midog

Jean-François.

Graham the basset hound

I have a Squid. And a Nancy.