Funniest dog name you’ve ever heard?

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We’ll be getting our first family dog next year (lab) and current front runner on the names are either Potato or Hippo but we’re open to other great / funny names?

I knew someone with 2 dachshunds called Banger and Mash!

I also like Dave for a dog because everyone knows a bloke called Dave.

A neighbour had a dog called Deefer aka D for dog

Tina
Deefer (D for dog)

Broccoli

And a mixed breed dog called Wotsit.

Well his full name is Michael Hat….

love it

I knew a Pug called Rhubarb many years ago and thats just jogged my memory

My DH’s colleague had a pair of Jack Russells called Pot and Pan. I think these are the worst dog names ever

Edited for stupid typo

Fridge

Identical sausage dogs called Margo and DeeDee. They had matching red collars and leads and looked very natty.

Doug the Pug.

Bloke.

Barrel Or Dustbin, because he.s a lab who will eat everything.

Gary (a greyhound)
two GSD’s called Benson and Hedges.

A friend rehomed a dog called Tucker........she also renamed him as was worried it would be misheard if she shouted that across the park 😳

Best one ive heard is Greg

Oh another one...Dude which isn't that bad but the Wife of the guy that owned him had an accent and used to call him 'Dud'

Long haired gorgeous German Shepherd, named Steve.

Staffordshire Bull Terrier, named Geoffrey.

edited because I forgot about Geoffrey. Sorry Geoff.

Ozzy Pawsbourne the Prince of Barkness

I know a Cheddar and a Spud, unfortunately not the same owners!
I would like to call a dog Mango one day!

Had a friend who for years thought our dog was called Basket, because we'd call out basket (to go to bed and not mug our guests when they knocked ).
She was called Jessie.

I met a little boy this summer who introduced his dog and said "he's called John because he looks like my uncle John". And then pointed at a man nearby who rolled his eyes and shrugged - i think he was secretly pleased to have a dog named after him 😀

My friend has a dog called Trevor.

I had a Bob.

Oh and current rescue is Missy. I call her Madam.

I knew a dog called Shit

Alan and Steve.