Funniest dog name you’ve ever heard?

[catwithnocream]

We’ll be getting our first family dog next year (lab) and current front runner on the names are either Potato or Hippo but we’re open to other great / funny names?

Marcus

The rescue had called our dog Banquo.
We changed it. What kind of a posh wanker would I have sounded yelling that in the park!?

That made me chuckle!

His sister was Cressida.
They were on a Shakespearean tragedy theme that day I guess.

Christine.

Spaniel called Gordon Brown.

Sprocket

Tegwen - I live in Wales.

Years ago I met a doodle called Rug

Not a dog but my cat is called What short for Whatsamaggiger because we couldn't decide what to call him

I knew a dog called Fido-spelled Phydough…

We were out looking for someone’s lost dog the other week. The dog was called Taxi.

A chocolate labrador named Rolo

A Lab named 'Garbanzo'. 'Beans' as his nickname.

Fat blonde poodle called Boris (pretends not to hear it's name a lot)
Italian Greyhound called Pansy (very shivery)
Both very well suited.

In the 90s I knew someone with two jack Russells called Fanny and Nigel 🤣

I knew someone whose dog was called Oi. Just called out ‘Oi’ and up he’d come!

Captain Toe-beans

Used to walk a dog called Eddie
also know of a Dave, Custard, Wally, Bunny, Pod (the sod)….. probably more. Dog walker 👋🐶🐾💩
Baby, Binky…..
Stumpy
I know there’s probably more. Walked by myself or friends

Just remembered Donut! Took on a new meaning when they replaced his back legs for wheels.

2 labs - Dave and Barry

I met a lot of dogs whilst out walking in 2020 and 2021 each day. Including Doug, the dog who thankfully did not fall in the hole nearby which could have meant his owner would have had to dug him out!

My dad’s cat is called Mouse

Steven
Pudding
Danaerys Stormborn etc

I have a very bouncy cocker called Zebedee

Following on with slight sabotage of thread: saw a meme on the internet featuring a cat called Margaret Scratcher (one for the oldies!)