Funniest dog name you’ve ever heard?

[catwithnocream]

We’ll be getting our first family dog next year (lab) and current front runner on the names are either Potato or Hippo but we’re open to other great / funny names?

Growing up we had a dog called Boot, we had a hamster Hoot, goldfish Toot, Loot, a cat called Poot. I wanted a tortoise called Zoot, but my mum said we had enough, totally ruining the aesthetic in my opinion lol

Chewy
Cumberland and Richmond are two sausage dogs I know
Boris
Uba

I have a frenchton called
Sir Alex ferguson we call him Furgy unless hes being naughty 😜 our pug is called Benteke as is Christian Benteke and a French bull dog called Rocco x

I have a frenchton called
Sir Alex ferguson we call him Furgy unless hes being naughty 😜 our pug is called Benteke as is Christian Benteke and a French bull dog called Rocco x

We had a Livestock Guardian Dog called Paddington. He always managed to look like a harassed commuter with his briefcase hurrying to catch a train.
We adored him ❤️

Ham.

I thought all sausage dogs had to be called frank (or, rather, Frankfurter). Surprised that hasn’t come up yet!

should have named one of mine Frankfarter…. (Not a sausage dog)

I want one called Mabli

A runner called Bullet.
A scared rescue called Shadow as that's all you could see of him for the first few weeks.
Friend had the most gorgeous chocolate lab called Fudge.

My grandma's Jack Russel was called Jackie

Steve and Trevor.

Chipolata - guess the breed.

Deirdre

We used to know a Curly Coated Retriever named Noodles.
Also knew a black Lab called Bean.

I met a black lab called Calypso which has stayed in my mind as a rather original name.

The best one I heard was someone who called their dog Askit

As in…..what’s your dogs name…….

Gnasher. He was a tiny baby weighing about a pound. 😂

In a film so obviously not real - Simon

Has anyone mentioned Deefer yet? A more stupid, trying-hard-to-be-funny name is yet to be invented.

Bagel the beagle
Jesus the golden retriever - it was supposed to be Raffles but it was a very naughty puppy and eventually answered to anyone shouting Jesus! as an expletive.
Gordon the standard poodle.
Ronnie Barker the Jack Russell
Chien the mutt.

I knew a hamster called Pencil.