Funniest dog name you’ve ever heard?

[catwithnocream]

We’ll be getting our first family dog next year (lab) and current front runner on the names are either Potato or Hippo but we’re open to other great / funny names?

A Jack Russell called JR.
two poodle brothers called Alfonzo and Steve.
another Jack Russell called pup.

There is a tiny, yappy dog down the road called Knuckles! Definitely more mouth than muscle but always made me chuckle!

Cocker called Jarvis....

get it?!

Laughing Gravy (Laurel and Hardy's dog)

Warhammer. He's a chihuahua.

My friend had two dachshunds called Lord and Lady. When they go to the vets the vet calls out Lord and Lady (Surname) like the butler announcing visitors at Chatsworth.

Barkley
Or any human name is great for a lab

Kevin the Dachshund (long hair one)
Paws (excitable black setter type dog)

Doug who was a pug, so Doug the pug!

My favourites are 2 English bull terriers called Darren and Wayne

Not a dog but a cat

When I was a teen, a boy I knew called his cat 'Dawg' like snoop dogg

Clive the whippet!

I once read of a sausage dog called Stretch.

I know a couple whose surname is Lawrence. They went to collect the dog from the rescue and Mr. Lawrence misheard/misread one of the questions so now their dog is called Lawrence😂

I took DKitten to the vet and when asked the name I said my surname. It's not Lawrence but DCat is the equivalent of Laurence Lawrence.

I once knew a three legged rescue dog called tripod

My lab is called Snax
I also like
Snags/Snozzla - means sausages
Butcher
Chops
Gunciale
Dingo
Darren Dog

Betty (a Pointer) - love it!

Alan
rhett butler

Derek and Doreen

Friend with the last name of Burchill has a dog called Winston

Nigel @catwithnocream

Bison

Not an actual dog but we had toy dogs called Woof Woof and Pupsy.

Real dog called Beetle.

I know or knew: a cat called Cat. A pig called Hamlet. A steer (male cow) called Sirloin. A goldfish called Jaws.

Pomeranian called Brad and Sid
Dashounds. Called Snitzel and Strudel
You tuber I watch has a Brisket
D dog is called Conkers.

Joyce