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Dogs with human names

211 replies

Trainarmrestfairy · 04/06/2025 08:11

Martin. I just met a GSD called Martin.

Absolutely love dogs with human names but I think Martin for a GSD might be the best yet. Almost pipped by Gerald the Chihuahua.

Anyone else met any dogs with great human names?

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MoominMai · 04/06/2025 09:06

Tbh the human names are increasingly getting more quirky and unusual so lines between traditionally human and animal names I think are increasingly becoming blurred! I always used to think I was going to own one of those Lady and the Tramp spaniel dogs and I was going to call her Melissa lol.

LittleLamzyDivey · 04/06/2025 09:07

We looked after Charles and Andrew (mini schnauzers) once. I suggested to the owner that if he went for more, he might name them Anne and Edward.

overwork · 04/06/2025 09:08

I heard Susan the Labrador being called back to her human over the field recently.

Moveoverdarlin · 04/06/2025 09:09

Spookypoo · 04/06/2025 08:39

I know a little rescue dog called Colin and recently came across a Rottweiler called Alan. I agree wonderful!!

I’m howling at a Rottweiler called Alan. Very funny. Bet he takes no shit.

DinoLil · 04/06/2025 09:13

My friend has a Stanley, I used to have a Bob. Now I have a Missy aka Madam!

YourSignalFadedIntoAnotherWorld · 04/06/2025 09:16

My neighbour has a horse called John.

Tbf he looks like a John. It suits him.

HaywardGrey · 04/06/2025 09:17

A neighbour had collie crosses called Roger and Ricky. We had a greyhound called Alice.

uncomfortablydumb60 · 04/06/2025 09:20

I have Caleb my Westie! His name comes from the Hebrew Kalev, which means dog!
I also have 3 adult human sons
Caleb has been the biggest and best parts of my life for the last 9 years.

BlotAnExpert · 04/06/2025 09:20

Sidge · 04/06/2025 08:19

A friend’s dog is called Jeff.

I’ve also met a Frank, Dave, Pamela and Audrey.

Is your friend with a Jeff dog a Father John Misty fan?

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Agapornis · 04/06/2025 09:21

Hank, Baz and Fred, cats. Hank gets quite a few comments on his name.

Do they listen to their names? Of course not.

IfYouPutASausageInItItsNotAViennetta · 04/06/2025 09:24

Does nobody call their cats proper, traditional cat names like Fierce Barry anymore?!

GetOffTheCounter · 04/06/2025 09:25

I've said this before on MN but I once met a liver spaniel called 'Gordon Brown'.

Loved it. Just loved it. And the young lad who was walking him said with such intensity when we complimented his dog; 'Yes. We are very proud of him'. It absolutely melted my heart. If his mum is a MNetter then she has an utterly delightful young man.

KakulasSister · 04/06/2025 09:26

I wonder when The Cult of Dogs will end? Human names for animals are part of the problem IMO.

CoubousAndTourmalet · 04/06/2025 09:27

All our dogs and cats have had human names.
We've had Sylvie & Algernon, both Pyrenean dogs.
Our cats have included a Bram, a Hamish and a Claude, amongst many others.

A lot of the pet names we chose umpteen years ago are now trending as baby names - Archie, Theo, Wilf, Lili, Freija, Rose, Finn 😆

ColinTheDachshund · 04/06/2025 09:28

IndigoBabble · 04/06/2025 08:29

My dog is called Fred. I wanted to called him Reggie but the kids outvoted me but the best name I have come across is Colin 😂

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GetOffTheCounter · 04/06/2025 09:29

And way back in the day I used to ride a beautiful cob called Peter.

EdithStourton · 04/06/2025 09:30

I've known, or still know, Peggy (2 of those), Stanley, Dora (2), Lucy, Dennis, Heidi, Flora, Rosie and Enid.

I used to know a sheep called Julian.

Painrelief · 04/06/2025 09:31

I know a dog called Stan and my friend always calls her cats proper names , the last one was Frank

FiddleFigs · 04/06/2025 09:33

Around where I live, all the dogs have human names and the human children have dog names.

I have a Jasper, Peggy and Bonnie (dogs). Amongst local kids are Arlo, Ziggy, Topsy, Rex, Sadie, Luna etc.

I also love when horses are given human names. DD rides a chubby little pony called Gary.

oncimesmask · 04/06/2025 09:34

I knew a basset called Dave and a horse called Paul

Coffeeishot · 04/06/2025 09:35

I follow a sausage dog on Sm called Stan 😀

Ilovemyshed · 04/06/2025 09:35

We know a Kevin, Bertie and William.

katmunchkin · 04/06/2025 09:35

German Pointer called Betty! 🙋🏽

CurlewKate · 04/06/2025 09:35

My lovely dog was Mabel.

shiningcuckoo · 04/06/2025 09:35

I wanted to call my dog Janet. The kids shouted me down.