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Most ridiculous dog name you've heard?

217 replies

househuntinginthesouth · 12/09/2021 14:09

As the title says really. What's the most ridiculous or silly dogs name you've heard? Grin

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Joystir59 · 12/09/2021 14:10

You start

NuffSaidSam · 12/09/2021 14:15

I think all dog names are good. Be creative imo. It's not like naming kids.

There is someone who lives near me who has a dog called Stephen and he talks to him like he's a person, 'Stephen, come along now!'. It's great.

househuntinginthesouth · 12/09/2021 14:17

I actually can't think of any right now. I don't want to post my dogs name as if anyone on here knows me they'll recognise it's me from her name but I have had some "oh, how did you pick that?" when fellow dog walkers hear her name and usually use a nickname for her when we're out and about, which is what made me think to ask Grin

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TiddyTidTwo · 12/09/2021 14:19

Tits

LightDrizzle · 12/09/2021 14:23

@TiddyTidTwo You win already.

Brollypackedforscottishholiday · 12/09/2021 14:39

Many years ago my dgm found a ddog. Adamant she wasn't keeping him he was referred to as Nameless..
For the entire 15 years she had him!!
Grin

RubySlippers123 · 12/09/2021 14:41

There's a little chihuahua near here called Denzel which makes me laugh.

And a little ball of fluff called Gucci 🙄

Noshowwithoutpunch · 12/09/2021 14:43

Lucifer the toy poodle.

Thewolvesarerunningagain · 12/09/2021 14:45

Sometimes the Killer, Gripper, Viper, Tyson variety names make me smile as the dogs they are attached to are usually total sweeties

Wizzbangfizz · 12/09/2021 14:45

I know a Labrador called Stephen.

Mydogsname · 12/09/2021 14:49

Name changed for this but I have a female cocker called Phil (after Phil coulson from the marvel MCU), which my son picked and we all thought was hilarious until we actually started walking her and had to call her name. So many questions off people. Including 'don't you think it bothers her having a boys name'. 'No, I I think my dog understands the concept of gender'.

Then we have shadow, also a cocker, named by Dp. She is black, he isn't that inventive.

And then the youngest who is a rescue and some sort of poodle mix is Peggy. Again from marvel 🙄

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 12/09/2021 14:51

Not ridiculous, but I confess to finding 'Deefer' (d for dog) intensely annoying. I think it's just a bit cliched now. I imagine Deefer belonging to that tedious uncle at a wedding who shoe-horns it into every conversation, and challenges people to guess what it means. And then explains it to you even if you do guess.

Feel better for having got that off my chest. Apologies to any Deefer owners out there Grin

OnlySpam · 12/09/2021 14:52

I have two dogs. A chow chow called Rhubarb (we call him just Roo usually) and a Tibetan terrier called Jelly Tots

Yodelayhehoo · 12/09/2021 14:53

Kevin

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 12/09/2021 14:53

@Thewolvesarerunningagain

Sometimes the Killer, Gripper, Viper, Tyson variety names make me smile as the dogs they are attached to are usually total sweeties
Oh yrs, I know a staffie called Chaos. He really is chaotic, but in a gormless way rather than a dark, nihilistic way.
coffeecup88 · 12/09/2021 14:53

Cocaine

Sinner

Princess Sophie

moolady1977 · 12/09/2021 14:55

I let my dd name our ddog many years ago now this dog was a long haired Jack Russell who even after a bath and cut and brush always looked like she had been dragged through a hedge backwards so my dd named her belle from beauty and the beast , in her 4 year old head it made perfect sense

TheDogsMother · 12/09/2021 14:56

Petrus. His owner was a wine merchant with aspirations. The dog was a fat slobbering Labrador who loved to hump.

AllTheUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken · 12/09/2021 14:56

John

But I kind of love it

user1493494961 · 12/09/2021 14:57

Dog.

SirenSays · 12/09/2021 14:57

3

LaurieFairyCake · 12/09/2021 14:58

A Shitzhu called Mozzarella

Which I thought was fucking brilliant Grin

I love all the names on this thread

moolady1977 · 12/09/2021 14:58

@JesusInTheCabbageVan my stupid stbxh name one of our cats ceefor (c for cat) the name stuck and the kids thought it funny

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 12/09/2021 15:00

[quote moolady1977]@JesusInTheCabbageVan my stupid stbxh name one of our cats ceefor (c for cat) the name stuck and the kids thought it funny[/quote]
Ugh. Reason enough to LTB.

Sparechange · 12/09/2021 15:00

I occasionally see an old man out walking his Collie called Lydia

If I spot him in the distance, I’ll change my route to be within ear shot when he calls her back because it makes my day, month and year Grin