Most ridiculous dog name you've heard?

[househuntinginthesouth]

As the title says really. What's the most ridiculous or silly dogs name you've heard?

Rita the Jack Russell.

A friend has a greyhound called Norah Bones. It always makes me laugh.

@Mycatcontrolsmymovements

Ceefur! Not ceefax! Although ceefax is an excellent name

Ceefax is so much better! You must have been one of the first though - maybe you started the whole awful business.

Ceefur was circa 1987, trend setter

Cuthbert - yelled very loudly & repeatedly by a hipster bloke in Battersea Park at a tiny pug who was ignoring him - "Cuuuuutttthhhhhbbbbeeeerrrrtttt"

Tam the staffy

A Cockerpoo called Wilma
A local landlord has a mongrel called Gucci. It’s the least glam/Gucci dog I’ve ever met
An obese chocolate lab called Beluga

Our childhood dog was called Dennis..!

I know a Duncan, a Linda and a Furlough

I used to know a pug called Pug Diddy!

Robert Simmons, a black Labrador. The dog is always referred to by its full name; owner’s surname is not Simmons.

Next doors dog is called Christiano Ronaldo

Snoopadoop - noblest of hounds

Over the years :
Cur
Brillo
Dog
Kevin
Furlough
Plato
Rufus
Deefor
Smokey and Bandit (cat brothers)
Robin and Marion (spaniels)

A sausage dog called Benjamin Disraeli

The singer pink called her dog F*ucker

Jesus
Dog
Ghost face killah

A boxer called Barbara, still makes me chuckle 🤭

Alan ( is it the same one?)
Jaspar
Hennessy
Lady
Tootsie( a lovely story behind that one)

I don't actually know the dog but I know of a dog who knows a dog called Hemingway.

I'm determined our next dog will be called Simon. However, our fourth rescue has his own name (pedigree ex-racer, so not revealing it), and we've never named a dog ourselves. I need another one, to finally name them myself.

French bulldog called Pork Butt
I also know 2 dogs called Steve

Sid vicious the Jack Russell !

The is a Colin and an Audrey in our village. Two different families.

There is a dog in my local park called Keith, poor thing...

A basset hound called Phillip

A dalmatian called Spunky Wet Patch.... yep. A grown woman too, with children 🙄