Most ridiculous dog name you've heard?

[househuntinginthesouth]

As the title says really. What's the most ridiculous or silly dogs name you've heard?

One of mine is Glenn Theodore Seaborg Teddy Teddy-Teabag, or Ted.

The other is Humphrey Centrifugal Bumble Puppy Salacious-Crumb.

None of them are remotely connected to any passwords though lol.

My daughter’s cat is Woah Black Betty Bamalam Woah Black Betty Bamalam Dibby (Dibby for short).

I think my family’s gone wrong!

And there’s a lady round here with a dog called Alan.

My DGrandma had a dog that was called Mr Robert John Williams. He was always called by his title and full name, I have no idea why I shall have to ask DF if he knows. She also had a dog that was hit by a car and had to have a front leg amputated he was called Skippy.

Unit

A mongrel named Chicken. It suited him, though.

Loads of dogs around here are called Canela (Spanish for cinnamon) after the dog in Big Bang Theory. Totally lacks originality.

A beautiful bull terrier called Bimbo. I felt quite affronted on his behalf!

English bullmastif called Eileen

Go on everyone, post your pet's name on here. It's fine. Then your date of birth and mother's maiden name. It's just for a laugh on a forum, innit

@bigbeachedwales

Go on everyone, post your pet's name on here. It's fine. Then your date of birth and mother's maiden name. It's just for a laugh on a forum, innit

I don't think the op is asking for people's own pet names? Giving your dog a name you find ridiculous would be a fairly dumb thing to do.

A staffie× called Gavin even typing it makes me laugh 😅

My absolutely favourite is a local character who has a black staff called ‘Xena, Warrior Princess’.

And yes, he indeed called the entire name every time he referred to her. The park was hilarious.

‘Come Xena, Warrior Princess’

‘Bad Xena, Warrior Princess. Sorry, she always does that.’

Roger the dog.
Heard it at a dog show and found it highly amusing.
I like the names on here!
Mine was called a name that Jilly Cooper was fond of and it was brilliant when at the vets they would call him by first name and surname!

Ooh, not the one you heard Purbal

"occasionally see an old man out walking his Collie called Lydia"

Oh my I love this

@PurBal 😱
Was the owner some decrepit old member
of the red trouser brigade or his female counterpart? I can’t imagine this.

Felix 🤣

Or at least I can’t imagine it within the last 40 years …

Takeaway

I know a lab called Colin and also once bumped into a characterful, elderly lady with her dog called Gloria.

I love human names for dogs

My late grandfather's first dog as a boy, some 100 years ago, was called Woofles. I adore this, and DS first toy was a dog, named Woofles after him ❤️

@TakeMeBackTo1980

English bullmastif called Eileen

Does the owner shout at her to "Come on"?

I know a Bruce, a Keith and a Bob.

All of which I liked. Wanted to call our puppy Simon or Alan but I was overruled 😆

Poppy who was renamed Hoppy when she had her leg amputated.
Sparkles who was bought on fireworks night and had almost projectile diarrhoea when he heard a firework.

Warrior. A fluffy little Lhasa apso.

It is about as hard as a sock.