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Most ridiculous dog name you've heard?

217 replies

househuntinginthesouth · 12/09/2021 14:09

As the title says really. What's the most ridiculous or silly dogs name you've heard? Grin

OP posts:
Pinkandwhitewafer · 12/09/2021 15:44

Defor / Defa. "D for Dog". Its just blah

LimitIsUp · 12/09/2021 15:47

@bigbeachedwales

Go on everyone, post your pet's name on here. It's fine. Then your date of birth and mother's maiden name. It's just for a laugh on a forum, innit ConfusedHmm
Eh?
LowlandLucky · 12/09/2021 15:48

Our neighbours dogs are called Ebb and Flo, we live on the coast.

OnlySpam · 12/09/2021 15:48

@bigbeachedwales are you ok?

I can assure you that my dogs names don't feature anywhere online at all. Bar the vets!

PlantDoctor · 12/09/2021 15:51

Someone walked past me in the woods calling their dog "Merlot"..

Boobieboobieboobie · 12/09/2021 15:51

Well hard

Ylvamoon · 12/09/2021 15:52

I know 2 staffie X called candy & floss.
Absolutely ridiculous!

stevalnamechanger · 12/09/2021 15:53

D'Artagnan - welsh springer
Baltazar - black schauzer

Boobieboobieboobie · 12/09/2021 15:53

@TakeMeBackTo1980

English bullmastif called Eileen
Owner call to dog, cone on EileenGrin
Stri · 12/09/2021 15:53

@Pinkandwhitewafer

Defor / Defa. "D for Dog". Its just blah
My childhood friend was called Dawn and her family called her this! I never thought it was a nice nickname and she hated it
TheDogsMother · 12/09/2021 15:54

@bigbeachedwales

Go on everyone, post your pet's name on here. It's fine. Then your date of birth and mother's maiden name. It's just for a laugh on a forum, innit ConfusedHmm
I think people are posting other people's dog's names so calm down Confused
SLAGofepicproportions · 12/09/2021 15:55

Ridiculous dog names are the best.

Really doggy dog names (Fido, Ben, Milo, Charlie etc.) are so boring.

Dog's with men's or women's names are the absolute best. I know a Jeff, a Stan, a Margo, a Brian, a Desmond, a Shelley. And Jeremy who is a Beagle Grin

Then there are dog's with bonkers names like Pie (short for Cutie Pie), Egg, or Turnip which I also know.

There's a dog near me called Hera after the Greek Goddess which is fun.

There's also a little West Highland Terrier near me called Begby which really suits him because he's got a really lairy attitude but is a bit of a softie really.

Pedestriancrossing · 12/09/2021 15:56

@Yodelayhehoo

Kevin
How very dare you!! My gorgeous greyhound is called Kevin and it suits him! He had fancy racing name before we adopted him.
Elderberry84 · 12/09/2021 15:58

Probably a Collie cross named Wazzock that lived / was attached to a caravan where I used to kick about when I was in my early teens.

However, at the same age I was planning on calling my future pooch Madmartigan, so I'm probably not in a position to judge.

Surely it should have been Dogtanian, stevalnamechanger? Such a missed opportunity...

GuyFawkesDay · 12/09/2021 16:00

Wazzock 🤣🤣🤣🤣

1forAll74 · 12/09/2021 16:00

Neighbours from the past, A large black fluffy female poodle called Brenda, who was bad tempered and snappy towards most people. And a little miniature , male, sweet natured dachshund, called Maxmillian.

I had a rescue dog from the RSPCA in the 1970,s. It was in the days,when you could just walk in, and choose a dog that you liked the look of. The dogs were all strays, and could stay in this place for about 7 days. before they were put to sleep if not claimed, or someone went to choose one.. I chose a nervous looking Jack Russell terrier, who looked like he had been very ill treated.

The old man who was in charge of looking after the dogs, had given all the dogs a name, and the terrier I chose he had named MISTER.

I left the place with the dog, and the man gave me a little battered lead for the dog, and I just had to leave a donation for the RSPCA, which the old guy said £3 would be enough.

Anyhow, despite me feeling a bit silly, calling out MISTER to my dog when out and about, as though I was calling a man, he turned out a wonderful dog in my family, for many many years, and was great with my young son then, and with my daughter when she was born four years later.

GreyhoundG1rl · 12/09/2021 16:06

A large black fluffy female poodle called Brenda
Haha, that's perfect!

Anordinarymum · 12/09/2021 16:06

I was in the vets waiting room with my cat when the nurse called the next patient in and it was a dachshund.

....Sausage.

Sausage. I mean.. come on people.

NamechangeApril21 · 12/09/2021 16:07

All our pets have people names. My first dog, a black Russian terrier was called Dave. Our lovely bernese is called Andrew, and our cocker is called John Smith.

krustykittens · 12/09/2021 16:08

I knew someone who had the most beautiful spotted Great Dane called Blossom. It seems like a silly name for such a big dog but it suited her very well as she was gentle. I loved hearing her call her and this massive dog loping into view!

It's not his name but my DH has taken to calling one of our dogs Bungalow as he has nothing going on upstairs. The dozy sod actually responds to it, which just proves his point.

IHaveNoOneToTalkTo · 12/09/2021 16:08

I knew a dog call dog

IHaveNoOneToTalkTo · 12/09/2021 16:08

*called

Midnightstar76 · 12/09/2021 16:08

Not ridiculous but I was mortified when a beautiful Alsatian dog had the same name as me!

NamechangeApril21 · 12/09/2021 16:08

And our cats are Susan and Brenda.

Soubriquet · 12/09/2021 16:10

I don’t really know any silly doggy names but I am adamant that our next chihuahua is going to be called Cerberus Grin