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Most ridiculous dog name you've heard?

217 replies

househuntinginthesouth · 12/09/2021 14:09

As the title says really. What's the most ridiculous or silly dogs name you've heard? Grin

OP posts:
Lightningrain · 13/09/2021 03:01

Gary and Kevin. Kevin is a cockapoo and it always amuses me how much he doesn’t look like a Kevin.

SmellsLikeMiddleAgeSpirit · 13/09/2021 04:20

@MissCruellaDeVil

There is a dog in my local park called Keith, poor thing...
😂😂 Keith doesn’t know or care how naff his name is!

I know a Gary, a Hilda and a Groover.

steppemum · 13/09/2021 09:18

I was at the vet and someone came in with kittens called Nigel and Brenda.
I laughed and commented to him that they were brilliant names, he grinned and said their last cat was called Trevor Grin

I know a dog called Mabel, which I love and a Megan, which leaves me puzzled as I really can't see that as a dog name.

marmaladehound · 13/09/2021 10:09

@steppemum I have known loads if border collies called Meg.

🤣 Brenda and Nigel!!

SharpLily · 13/09/2021 10:24

Pork Chop.

AllTheUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken · 13/09/2021 11:17

@SharpLily

Pork Chop.
Must be a fan of Doug Funnie
steppemum · 13/09/2021 11:42

[quote marmaladehound]@steppemum I have known loads if border collies called Meg.

🤣 Brenda and Nigel!! [/quote]
well yes now you say it Meg is a common dog name.

But this one is definitely always Megan, never shortened.

steppemum · 13/09/2021 11:45

mind you, talking of names , dd got 3 chickens and called them:
nugget
kentucky
chips.

I was all for korma and tandori too.

I once had a cat while living overseas, it was called Kucing which means 'cat' in the local language. It always made people laugh.

Sitdowncupoftea · 13/09/2021 12:55

"Brinkley" sorry I just don't get why a poor dog had to be called that. No wonder he ignored his owner.

BlueChampagne · 13/09/2021 13:11

Many years ago I exercised a collie called Spud.

marmaladehound · 13/09/2021 13:44

@SharpLily

Pork Chop.
As long as it's a dog and not a pet pig!!
NobbyButtons · 13/09/2021 14:00

@steppemum

mind you, talking of names , dd got 3 chickens and called them: nugget kentucky chips.

I was all for korma and tandori too.

I once had a cat while living overseas, it was called Kucing which means 'cat' in the local language. It always made people laugh.

DD named one of our chickens Nugget and another one Chicken Nugget. Not that we'll ever eat them!
dustofneptune · 13/09/2021 14:43

There is a dog near me called Bread.

AlwaysLatte · 13/09/2021 14:56

Crapper

bigbaggyeyes · 13/09/2021 15:13

My daughters friend has called her dig 'boobies'

Shambolical1 · 13/09/2021 15:59

@TakeMeToYourLiar

Is he always playing 'Yellow Car'?

Grin

I work with dogs; we get a lot of the 'usual' named dogs, many 'Nala's and 'Hugo's, 'Mollie's and 'Alfie's'.

My favourite I think is 'Trash Panda' (because he looks like a raccoon).

And a dobermann called 'Putin'.

I've also known a 'Dropkick' and a 'Peugeot' (pronounced 'PewJoe').

Tangledtresses · 13/09/2021 18:43

@icedcoffees

I walk a dog called Noodle! She's fantastic Grin
We used to have a noodles 😂😂 she's long gone though
Tangledtresses · 13/09/2021 18:46

I had a cat called husband
Very long time ago he was deaf anyway and knew a bit of sign language 😬

Runforthehillocks · 13/09/2021 18:51

Cup.

weleasewoderick23 · 13/09/2021 19:05

My current ( lab) is called Eric and my previous dog was called Clive. I also have two cats called Colin and Stan. My new neighbours thought I was calling my husband!

BrodieKD · 13/09/2021 19:07

There's 2 golden doodles in my local area called Roy and Norris

MintyGreenDream · 13/09/2021 19:07

Pink has a dog called Fucker.I don't know any out there ones personally though.

BrisbaneandGone · 13/09/2021 19:18

A friend has a mini dachshund called Tank

DidgeDoolittle · 13/09/2021 19:20

A very naughty westie called Rigsby. It used to make me laugh as I'd hear it yelled in exasperation on a frequent basis.

Shallwegoforawalk · 13/09/2021 19:26

@Kathers92

My aunt has a dog called Furgal Barky, which is rather hilarious

Love this one!! Grin