MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

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Enjoy.

Thanks for the new thread

👋🏻

Thanks daps.

🥳 Thank you for the thread!

Following. Watching later.

Thanks for the thread.

First ever thread - stress!

Thanks for new thread!

I wouldn’t like to walk down those stairs in a long gown and heels

I'm out if we're mocking perfectly normal people's appearances.

It’s your responsibility for the rest of the season now!

He didn't look that enamoured.

lol, just started one too!

They’re not normal. They’re on mafs Australia

What???? You slept with my friend....
Inappropriate.

Ooh embarassiingl

Honestly, its not malicious!

Bollocks to that!

Perfect title 👍

I like these two.

Im transfixed by his lipstick. What shade is that?

I think Danny may be hoping for a Trad Wife. Maybe Pinkie would have been better

Danny looks a little like Peter Crouch.

Bit awks with his mate shagging her friend!

Playdoh Pink