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MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 11/03/2026 19:56

Enjoy.

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 11/03/2026 20:07

FuzzyPuffling · 11/03/2026 20:07

I'm preparing not to like Chris.
But that's ok he wouldn't like me either as I'm a bit fat.

😄 same, and i don't know my place

pouletvous · 11/03/2026 20:08

Is Chris an INCEL?

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 11/03/2026 20:08

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Becs fears are real

dapsnotplimsolls · 11/03/2026 20:09

Bec and Mel need to form an 'Over-reaction' club.

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 11/03/2026 20:09

Shes very pretty!!!

TinselAngel · 11/03/2026 20:10

She’s got great hair

menopausalfart · 11/03/2026 20:10

She's gorgeous.

IAmKerplunk · 11/03/2026 20:10

She has beautiful eyes

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 11/03/2026 20:11

Wonder what Gia thinks of this one?!

TinselAngel · 11/03/2026 20:12

She seems both nice and sane.

IAmKerplunk · 11/03/2026 20:12

I think he’s going to struggle with how beautiful she is so may end up being an arse to her

notasadvertised · 11/03/2026 20:12

pouletvous · 11/03/2026 20:08

Is Chris an INCEL?

Sorry but you are wrong.
He's a short incel! He's def lying about the 6ft, has to be!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 11/03/2026 20:12

TinselAngel · 11/03/2026 20:12

She seems both nice and sane.

Fatal, in this show

browneyes77 · 11/03/2026 20:12

Ah I’ve just found you after creating another thread!

I’ll get it deleted

pouletvous · 11/03/2026 20:12

Brooke needs someone more secure

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 11/03/2026 20:13

6ft, my arse

dapsnotplimsolls · 11/03/2026 20:13

I don't think Brook will be impressed.

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IAmKerplunk · 11/03/2026 20:13

notasadvertised · 11/03/2026 20:12

Sorry but you are wrong.
He's a short incel! He's def lying about the 6ft, has to be!

Men always claim to be 6ft 🙄

Donttellempike · 11/03/2026 20:13

He sounds like hard work

PinterandPirandello · 11/03/2026 20:13

She’s naturally pretty - shame they’re pairing her with an idiot. Why do the women always have to ‘fix’ the men. He’s not even hot.

Ophir · 11/03/2026 20:14

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 11/03/2026 20:12

Fatal, in this show

😂

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 11/03/2026 20:14

What is it with this inverted tonsure hair on men nowadays?

Pianoaholic · 11/03/2026 20:14

She's more attractive than him.
And I bet Gia will hate her because she's natural looking.

notasadvertised · 11/03/2026 20:14

He's an utter dick....and I'm annoyed that physically they are giving him what he asked for because I don't think for one minute he's going to be deserving...

hoxtonbabe · 11/03/2026 20:14

Right who we nicknaming Bert and Ernie 🤣

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