MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

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Enjoy.

She’s naturally beautiful

he is a prick

I was thinking the same. Making all those poor bastards sit out in the rain getting soaked.

What chiselled exterior would that be then?

He’s very rude with no manners

What a prick

Chiselled? Chinny reckon.

He needs jacqui from last year

What the fuck are these vows he’s spitting out?

What an absolute twat.

It’s not a new thing, remember Jacko!

He does!

Ugh. Run Brook

Indeed. Magic tape measure

Oh he really can’t speak to women can he 😂 He can’t even look at her

Wayyyy to good looking for him!! Or any of the husbands to be honest. The husbands will definitely be looking at her at the first dinner

I hope she is actually that very rare thing, a woman who knows her own worth.

Complete git, sorry STRANGER

From Brush Strokes?

Hahaha yes they will all be drooling over her 😂😂

Adopted by Timothee Chalamet and Harry Styles, apparently.

Mr ceo will definitely want her!

Sexual energy and attraction is at - 5000 here

Im leaning towards it wont work

Loved that programme! Had a massive crush on Jacko 🙈

Because of you, these things I do…

She’s way out of his league.