MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Enjoy.

Think she would suit Lambo guy.

Err wasn’t Becs literally bantering her way loudly thru their wedding till that point?? And commenting on his friend who looks like a good looking actor?Like imagine how pissed she would’ve been if the groom started talking to one of her bridesmaids & told her if she looked like a famous good looking model/actor renowned for playing a stripper??
I really feel they’re being coached to over react for a storyline.

Becs and Danny. Its a head shape thing

I think he’s an arse. To everyone 😄

For a dude that’s a 6 at best he’s very full of himself with lots of “Conditions”

Danny and Bick

He's distinctly average.

He’s got arsey twat written all over him

I bet he's one of those dicks who posts videos about what women should/shouldn't do because ... he can't get one.

Can say that again. Idiot.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣WOW!

I say this every year… there’s a special place in hell for us on here..some more so than others 😋

I am here! I have been baking so got held up. Have I missed anything good?

Maybe he has a special tape measure.

I’m not a 10 but I wouldn’t date him. His personality is coming across as ugly.

I take dibs to sit at the front of that bus to hell

Strippers, dodgy uncles and fast cars.

She’s going to stand next to him in heels and be taller than him.

Poor Brook

Shes beautiful and deserves someone taller. Lambo guy was tall wasn’t he?

First couple look like Bert and Ernie and could be well suited. Second couple are a model and an arsehole.

For his tiny you know what! 🤣

I'm driving it...

😂😂

He’s an absolute bellend

Save me a seat!

Even more shit lids! What's with the shaved sides? It looks hideous.