MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Enjoy.

His lack of hair is off putting

New thread woo!

Shit I sneezed what did he say then that made her silent?

Slight shitlid going on there.

Oh, that didn’t land well. He’s a wide boy.

Too blokey for her?

If he gets put in prison he wants her to bail him out.

'whatnot' - DRINK!

Ooooh...hmm....

He said she could bail him out if he got arrested and now she thinks he will....

I read that as a joke, and im not a fan of "bantz".

Maybe not so normal after all 🤷‍♀️

I think she’s over reacting

is she going to be like this all the way through?

He sounds like a typical wide boy not taking himself seriously, whereas she wants serious, settling down.

Yes!

But… he was joking?!? Personally I’d want my husband to help me hide the body (and he would).

“Ixperts”

I don’t think she does jokes. Or not his sort.

I'm preparing not to like Chris.
But that's ok he wouldn't like me either as I'm a bit fat.

Thanks @dapsnotplimsolls

chris is obviously been picked for the
drama

poor woman

Their sense of humour doesn't match. That doesn't bode well.

I feel sorry for some of the women who are obviously desperate to settle down and have kids.

So that dating apps have failed you eh? Nothing to do with you being a total pratt..

😄 same, and i don't know my place