MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Enjoy.

I've started a new thread but don't know how to link it - Luddite.

I have one word...nobber.
Actually two. Pretentious nobber.
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Yep!

😂😂😂I’ve heard it all now

So two of Johnny's friends are on.it.
They really cast the net far and wide!

I hate this - itv are notorious for it, just let people audition?!

She looks like the woman from a few series ago who was with a bloke who everybody said was abusive to her but she stayed with him for a couple of years after the show. Anybody know who I mean? They were both gym bunnies

They had twins but I can’t remember their names!

Thread 3:

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5504533-mafs-aus-2026-thread-3-uk-pace-no-spoilers-please-the-danaconda-says-no

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5504533-mafs-aus-2026-thread-3-uk-pace-no-spoilers-please-the-danaconda-says-no?reply=151133766

Noo not them. He had a man bun. She had tattoos and her hair scraped back a lot. Think they walked out at the reunion or the final dinner party.

Thank you!

The 3 dots at the top right of your thread title.

If you click these and select share, you should be able to copy the link and then just paste it in here

These two are dull. Is she bisexual to try and be more interesting??

Ah, @Appalonia popped it in whilst I was busy writing out instructions 😂😂

Filling it up.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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Awful screeching from Sydney opera house!

There are going to be some frozen nips.

Everyone else must be on t'other thread

Doesn’t feel very wedding like

Hop over,

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