MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

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Enjoy.

Sounds like a guy ritchie film, lol

He’s a ten if we add his height (5.8) to his looks (3.2) and his personality (1)

For a man so convinced he's 6ft, seems strange he's bought trousers to fit someone 5'7

This guy looks like a knock off Mr Bean. Which means of course he thinks that he is. A massive catch.

If my daughter was on this she’d have to say “I want something the absolute opposite of the shitshow that was my parents marriage”

Why do men wear their trousers so short these days!

Braves and buthead in the house

To show off their sockless ankles?

Ha ha my dc too 🤣

Hrrr hrr hrrr. Hrr hrr hrr

Maybe trousers are rationed in Australia

Don’t the producers have a marque they can quickly pop up in case of rain, seeing how most of these weddings are outside?

Oh what a twat! Making relieved sounds like that

NOT TOO BAD? What a prick...she is stunning...

Hes like a self hating phil dunphy

Not too bad

I knew she wouldn't be impressed!

The dress looks odd from.the side, like she's got big boobs.

No way in hell he is 6 foot 4. We are all virgins if he is.

For a country with so much stuff that can bite your ankles the lack of socks and long trousers seems like an oversight

Haha she's taller.

Self hating Phil dunphy is intimidated already

Oh my god! Yes! 🤣🤣🤣

Shes stunning omg

He knows he’s punching big time. Think he thought he would be the best of the pairing