MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
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Someone's really going smack her one day.

This is the Lacey she is with her mam and sister

I'd snap Holluh's waggling finger off and use it to terrorise her bumhole if she was pointing at me like that

She really is. She is nasty and vicious.

Holly, fuck off. She's not said a single negative thing about your children, who, by the way, you had no problem with abandoning for weeks on end. Mother of the year.

The wicked bitches are in full force tonight.

Here we go with her “street” bad gyal attitude…

ooh I would mess her up so bad, not only would I bring up her daughter i would bring up her mother, father and dead ancestors too and say what you gonna do about it!

Holluh just wants a brawl

Can't blaming Hannah for biting back for once. Holly genuinely shocked and angry someone have her back what she gave out

Polly is the biggest psycho ever, Holly, hold my bottle of Prosecco

😂😂 yes!

Lacey not showing herself in a good light here. I hope Nafe's in his own little world.

She was. I think shaking is just how she is.

My friend was once propositioned by a Glaswegian with a large tub of Vaseline....and that was well back in the day.

But let's turn our back on these matters, another fight is brewing ...

Holluh also needs to be removed. We'll be down to Gaston, Kristina, Amy , Emma , Caspar and Charlie by the end.

I feel like we’d be dangerous if we walked into that dinner party together.

I see a jail term for us 🤣🤣

Holly and Polly should NEVER have been allowed on national television

🤣🤣🤣🤣

If Holly and Polly ever fall out and turn on each other my money's on holiday. Polly is more mouth

That was so set up by Holluh. Her coughs and staring and then the little smile before she started it. Obviously told by production to bring it up. It was so contrived.

Well done Hannah for sticking up for herself. Holluh would be one of the girls at school I'd have been so scared of. As an adult it makes me angry to see her still being a playground bitch.

Security!

We're fine. There's no space for us in any of the prisons.

Nah, we'd bamboozle her with complicated words.

Good point…..😂

Gaston wanted to keep the back door open

I can just imagine Polly at the school gates with her arms folded bitching about the other mothers.