MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
Previous one here here

I'm here let's gooo

Thank you @TitsInAbsentia , and bravo @murasaki

Checking in for the rest of the shitshow! 😂

Gaston is an ARSE-isist!

Why is Polpot mouthing off at Orson?
Does she just hate everyone?

Bumholes at the ready!

Cut the crap polly

Might have been tendorise your bumbole 🤣

Sorry just HOW did Gaston think that would win her round ? The brooch thing sounded quite a sweet way of asking her if there was any hope...I almost can't believe he would actually do that ?!

Oh dear now we know why Amy was so furious. Loving Emma's innocence. She's too posh for bum rape talk.

Holly is pathetic. My god imagine her being your Mum 🤣🤣🤣

Thank you Tits for your timely intervention.

Ok but hannah walked in with ryan but theyre apart now

Well done @TitsInAbsentia !

I missed it! Have to have subtitles and I looked away at the wrong moment! Did Gaston text Barbie and say he wanted to terrorise her bumhole before final vows?!

Sweet and hilarious from Emma. I think she meant to apply to another show.

Damn, no terrorised bumholes in the thread title 😂😂😂

Amy could say literally anything and we would all believe her, whether he had said or not.

You hero!

still can't get over the terrorise/televise your humble comment

this episode did NOT disappoint!

This is the best episode so far. It's a super long one too!!!!

Bum hole? Terrorise? In the same sentence?

I'd let him terrorise my bumhole. Many wouldn't

I’m still recovering at terrorise your bum hole 🤨

😂😂

I've caught up just in time for "televise your bum hole?"

Anyone else clenching?

Woule you rather have your bumhole televised or terrorised?