MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
Previous one here here

Was it really only 6 weeks? This season has felt 9 months long!

This photo of Sacha's wedding dress for sale; do we reckon that is Sacha modelling it & if so that is what her hair is really like without all the extensions/wigs?

No idea!

Probably said he needed to get her stuff or something similar.

She has been on TikTok without her extensions and a fringe and looks way better with the shorter hair and fringe (it’s about that length of the girl in the photo so could be her)

Screenshot of Sacha on TT with her natural hair

Luke seemed to genuinely see nothing wrong in what he wrote and thought Amy would be OK with it 😆

He only hears what he wants to hear. Amazing.

Glad it's all finally over. All of them are pretty awful and/or need serious counselling of some kind. Poor Kristina, she should never have been on the show but I hope she at least has some good friends from it. All of the normal people seem to have distanced themselves from it.

It was the day of 😐 it had ended. The reunion was just a conclusion. They were not going to expose any of the things that happened it was just to wrap up.

Ross and Sasha broke up 2 weeks after filming finished. Amy and Adam are together after Adam lost weight. It is not spoilers.

Farewell dear funny friends until the next gig, it's been a blast and you have been beyond hilarious. I thank you. ❤️

It had ended before the series began by that logic.

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It's "not spoilers", yet it hadn't been aired on the show? Make it make sense!
You've literally no idea what they were and weren't going to show on the wrap show, EXCEPT that they'd be discussing what happened at the Reunion. Ross and Sacha still together etc.
Telling us they've split before last night's episode is onv a spoiler...

Just own that instead of making out that it's fine to post spoilers before the series has concluded.

Ah thanks!

The rule of these non spoiler threads, is that nothing that is happening outside of the show is posted until the final episode has aired.

The minute that very last episode has finished airing, then we can chat about all the stuff we know.

That is the preference on these non spoiler threads. It’s just about respecting that.

I usually know stuff that’s happened before the show has finished, but I take it to the spoiler thread if I want to chat about it. Then wait until the show has completely finished airing to discuss it on the non spoiler threads.

It’s just courtesy and following the rules of the thread.

They only get paid in lieu of lost earnings by the TV company.

Ross is likely self employed so would only receive what he can prove. That might be far less than his true income. So now he's well short.

Knock on effect then to set child maintenance payments and extra cash given on the side.
Cash not available while he's in there, he's under pressure.
OR
He may have a bill owing at the gym.
His Granny died and he wants to buy a headstone.

Only the first two sentences are fact.

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Hmm, but Ross would know that he'd lose earnings, and that was his choice 🤷🏼‍♀️

The chat on these threads has been, without any doubt, infinitely more entertaining than the show itself. I thank you all for brightening my Autumn evenings.

I am looking forward to seeing some of you on MAFS NZ next week. I hope it is as good as the Auz ones, which are usually outstanding.

And I can't imagine asking a bunch of people I'd only met a few weeks ago to pay my child maintenance.

Thanks for all the laughs guys, I'm glad I posted the first thread now - so much for watching on my lonesome! 😆

I'm surprised nafe and lace split up but none of other goss surprises me. Amy and Adam - a slightly bizarre combo and seems very unlikely to last!

Struggling to muster the same excitement for MAFS NZ but will give it a whirl - and roll on the classic MAFS AUS - def the most entertaining version!

Just catching up and man oh man Holly & Polly are the most vile duo since Milli Vanilli
I can't see how on earth Polly still has a job after her employers have seen this smh

I did. People like that are inherently untrustworthy and disloyal.

I can't imagine Polly as. Learning support assistant or a career advisor in a school environment but there you go ...

But they were still
together on last nights show. Therefore it was a spoiler. And it spoilt the viewing for me. I like to catch up on the thread before the next show.

It's in the thread that he asked for money for his daughter.
If that isn't maintaining the child, what is it?

She's probably tried it on with him 🫣...

Under the guise of 'needing some decorating doing'

(Out comes the low-cut nightie)

She is WHAT?????? Those poor, poor kids! Also, talk about bringing your employer into disrepute! Her behaviour on the show would surely have to be addressed as a conduct issue.