MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
Previous one here here

He didn't. He's a performer and he's playing up a storm

If my partner of over ten years said he wanted to terrorise my bumhole (or any hole) he would be gone

@murasaki I'm now humming the tune of west end girls to this thread title 😂

Maybe it's a language issue. Maybe the brooch was a terrapin rather than a turtle, and he wanted to "terrapin-ise your button hole"?
Probs not, though

He sent her a message after as a way of hoping to keep the door open to them getting back 🤣🤣🤣

And to think I wasn’t going to bother watching tonight

I think Gaston definitely has been in some dodgy pornos 😬

So now we know - parking front and back.

Well most people who have had a colonoscopy the last ten years would have had it televised 😂

Thank you!

😱😱😱

Definitely televised.

Maybe he just wanted to insert his turtle there.

Clench and re-clenched

The terrorise bum hole comment has made me think his earlier car parking analogy was actually referring to anal now

🤣🤣

fucking crying and I'm not even watching along!

Sometimes you buy a turtle brooch when you actually looking for KYJelly. It happens people's

Yeah, the back door….😂

Just seen this is on till 10:40 😱

Ooh yes, i I'd forgotten that!

Slight over reaction to 4kids entrance by holly

🤣🤣 I'm going to go with it was a miss translation..I don't think I can actually cope with anything else!

You were looking for R Kelly? Bloody wrong'un...

Worse subs have been made in online supermarket shopping.

I'm not gonna say I told you so, but I did say that.