MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
Previous one here here

I'm still slightly unsure about what Hannah did wrong, apart from wind-up the others when it was obvious they hated her for being thin and confident and therefore treated her like shit.

She'd just interpret them as attacks on her child!

I really hope one day someone does lamp Holly one. And I really do not condone violence at all. But she’s so bloody gobby, self-righteous (incorrectly so) and attention seeking.
I’d like to see her flapping like a fish out of water.

I’d throw correct quotes at her.

That would really fuck her up 😂

Gaston's prison has spaces.

Parking spaces.

And we thought Alex was the bad guy

Tracking periods/sex - my partner has had a vasectomy and I track sex on my period app. I also track mood, libido, skin condition, cramps etc as I've been off the pill for a year and still don't feel right!

Lots of people who struggle with up and down libido track, could be what's going on with Polly.

Well if you’re going to come with all that mouth she would have deserved it. probably best I don’t ever go to whatever hell hole she’s from up north.

😅

Because you always the bad guy, Holluh, and you don't speak, you shout like a fish wife down the docks.

Holly is such a joker. Has she actually seen herself? Or tried to listen to herself?

Is Mel off her rocker?

Who was that backing up Holluh then and said that Hannah shouted first?!

Yes, she is also deluded

Jesus! Our bum holes would be wrecked 😩

Sacha.

As per usual. Another gobby cow.

What did Holly say to the end something bitch?

Just spat my water across the room and even DH (who hates this show but is present in the room tonight) laughed. BRILLIANCE.

Lafey

Nobody is anybody's forever person in that wig.

I thought it was Sacha?

Holly is awful. Her tone with Hannah is really sinister. Polly has no self control, Holly has a real bullying streak. I agree with Hannah. Her children would do well not to pick up those traits

I want Emma as my friend! She's so cute 😍

So Ross is spending just weekend time with his daughter but Sacha still has to monopolise this time 🙄

I think Sionnain signed an NDA or she would have said more than that.

TBH, both are equally shit-stirring cowbags so could have been either