MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
Previous one here here

Just watched last night's again after being unable to stay awake to the end.

I don't think Shitlid did anything like as much wrong as PolPot
Really sad about K&K - he needs to learn that it's important to be able to support your partner

Have loved being with you all while watching.
See yaz next week for NZ!
And in a few weeks/months for AUS

Instagram today - both K & K saying they were both edited poorly last night and had said the filling in couch: Kieran said she had her PMDD under complete control now and he didn't need to support her with it. Kristina said she'd been dating and intimate with someone else. Not shown!

They did plan on going to Glastonbury together, he'd booked time off and travelled but producers then said they couldn't go as they didn't want them to be seen "together" before programme aired.

Don't worry, Polly isn't a school careers adviser. She basically works in recruitment, I think career advisor probably sounded better. She says she works in an all-male team and she prefers that. I wonder if they all let her get away with her atrocious behaviour.

This is what she posted:

She was definitely trying to sell the school angle. I was curious when they showed her intro clip again and she was walking down a school corridor with a pile of papers.

I immediately thought perhaps she's a teacher but a quick click on linkedin showed post University she worked in schools as a career advisor/SNT for a few years

Glad to hear she has moved on although I'm guessing she's looking for a career in entertainment going forward.

That is appalling. I hate how they manipulate things to make us think a certain way! That's why is so illuminating to listen to the post show interviews that Lara on Eyre does where you see a completely different side of them and what really happened.

What the hell did Milli Vanilli do 😭
(I know what they did, but they were thrown under the bus)

I do hope the bum hole terrorising is covered on gogglebox

Are Steph and Don still on there? I would love to see their reactions

Ah it's been a pleasure. What am I going to do with my time now 🤣

Having found Polly rather repugnant, I now wonder if the means girls just wound her up and let her go. She's not quite normal, but might be alright in normal circumstances.

We need more girls like Hannah, who has grown on me remarkably.

Sionainn WTF, what did you need to be more honest about?
Ryan looks a bit broken and was very very discreet

Monday - read a book
Tues - 45 min workout at the gym
Weds - railway club
Thurs - another 45 min workout at the gym

Other answers are available

The experts clearly played the whole bum hole business for laughs. No thought about the knock on effect after the programme finished. Doubt if Amy and Luke will ever live it down. And the amount of unchallenged and unchecked bullying was unbelievable.

Not for years.

To be fair, they should know that the programme edits and twists them, it’s not like it’s the first series, they have been loads and they all have been the same. And some of them have been on other programmes previously. So I don’t see how they can grumble about editing really..

Guess I'm not the only one who assume the "freak in the sheets" likes to peg / terrorise Luke's * .
Luke " I like sex"
Amy " I like [[https://archive.org/details/encyclopediaofunusualsexpractices_201909 plus all 127 amendments"

It was! And it was hilarious.

Surely the big spoilers are the things that have been alleged about some of the male participants? I’ve found it really hard to discuss them knowing what I’ve seen and that others haven’t.

The Alex stuff has been so hard to avoid but essentially multiple accusations of domestic violence against him from ex-partners.

Ross has supposedly been arrested very recently for some sort of offence in his new girlfriend’s house - violence of some sort.

A string of allegations against Steven from women in Australia of him lying to them, defrauding people, losing his job, and cheating.

The suggestion that Ryan was removed for controlling behaviour, and the rumour of him biting, and NDAs flying around. Pressure on Shannon from the production team to go along with a bit of a cover story allegedly. The whole thing is totally mysterious though.

So funny!

Also I haven’t heard about Orson and Hannah. Where did that one come from?! I thought she’d made it clear they’re not a couple but am I out of date?

Hahahahahahaaaa https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCXFhF7IfWd/?igsh=Y2lnYjdvbGt2a2M4

I thought Polly was unemployed post show?

She posted about going to the gym because she was unemployed snd thats how she lost the weight

This must’ve felt good for Polly!

Am I the only one who would have found what Luke wrote creepy and disgusting if I'd told someone I wasn't interested? He's so po- faced talking about it, I get really prurient vibes. Ok bumholes are funny but I don't think this was. If Alex or Steven had sent it, I don't think it would be seen as a big joke.

Of course it’s creepy, that’s why it was so shocking. He just doesn’t get it and wasn’t even embarrassed. At least it’s now public.