MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
Previous one here here

Not necessarily, I had an IUD, sometimes used condoms and still tracked my periods.

Kieran's a KUUUUNT

Fuck off Kieran.

The red wine also got Orson's shirt too

And again:

Fuck. Off. Kieran.

Tracking periods is normal. I’ve never diaried when I’d had sex

He's got no perspective taking skills

Thank you for clarifying. My levels of comprehension are non-existent. That said, Polly is so gross, I could imagine herself taping her and Adam shagging

So tired

Same. Unless I was ttc.

Omg I just googled. She was a careers advisor!!

Kieran should have told her separately

I don’t think it’s odd that Polpot tracked her periods, that’s normal. But no reason to track sex that I can think of unless you’re having unprotected sex

Are you still lesbian? Wtf??

He really is a twat (K). Hope he falls over his own clown shoes and breaks his face

Oh, here comes another fight.

Wondering if Kristina's considering it

Oh I feel sorry for Kristina. She seems so genuine and really wanted to find love. Why she came on this shit shoe is beyond me 😔

Why is Alex not there?

I'm military prison for going AWOL

Fair point from Hannah.

They still haven't said what went down with Ryan & Siannon but surely it can't have been that bad if they've put them next to each other at the table?

FUCK OFF HOLLY.

Someone please knock her out. I can’t stand her.

Sianon isn't shaking today?

Also Hollah makes no sense, I've got something on my head..

Holly is vile