MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
Previous one here here

Yes and dinner wasn't offered

Needless to say l declined

He was 31 so old enough to know better

Gaston and Georges have a lot in common

Wow, Shitlid finally got a chance to blow his shitlid!

That was EPIC!!!!

We all, as a nation, need a retaining order from Polly Polpot. She's a danger. Get the mace ready..Zap

Cant believe im watching this

My brain is melting

Why the fuck are they telling everyone about this?! Adam really isn't acting very well. Back to hating him too then 🤣

I’m with shitlid. She’s a bam

She needs removing from the shit show. That was way out of order.

Laying on the bed saying 'fuck me'

HOW HUMILIATING! I believe him too

So she knows who the father is if she gets upduffed, probs

Nah. That was assault. She has been poking the bear for weeks and weeks. He has been calm and patient and tonight he bit and she couldn’t take it. She is horrendous

They were both bad there

That was a horrible thing to say about her in public. Really belittling. I’m no fan of Polly but he didn’t need to say that.

She's like a child. He didn't want anymore to do with her and she's continually tried to get his attention with her abusive texts and social media posts. She needs to grow up. Her actions are an absolute disgrace!

There are apps that you can use to track your periods and you put when you have sex in it

100%

Right?

Imagine if the tables were turned and Adam had thrown wine at her? They’d have security in there escorting him out for assault.

Everyone is so awful

There are no likeable people on the show

Gutter trash pure and simple.

Emma Barnes!

I zoned out from all the shouting. Didn't missed the latest cunt shouting. What she he say to her? And the sex tracking is creepy but missed that too

She needs taking out of the dinner party. She’s spiralling and also has adhd. So wrong.

Kristina!

He's obviously has had enough of her. She is an absolute horror.

Also, she said that she was tracking sex for her periods. That implies that they were having unprotected sex. Condoms are free FFS!!!!