MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
Previous one here here

Full disclaimer I'm part northeast med/Arabic

Maybe it's a butt thing 🤔 mashallah

Ok I’m old (50s) but the whole bum hole comment, that’s not what guys say these days to pass as a come on is it ?

Count me out.

The back door. .

🤣🤣🤣

She did it purely to wind up Hannah.

Because as Hannah said previously, Holly is childish.

I wonder if the lads in Gaston's prison get to watch this?

Adam asking for white wine; he's going to wish Polpot had the same!

OH MY GOD.

'Terrorise your bum hole.'

Never have I laughed so hard. I almost fell off the sofa.

Am going to have to watch this again on +1 if only so I can make a recording of it on my iPhone - should I ever find myself back on the chemo floor/laying on the bathroom floor having vomited my guts out (post chemo), I will play this repeatedly to cheer me up.

Gaston, I salute you and your sex pesty ways. In another life, you'd be enshrined with a Carry On cameo 🙌🏼

This comment alone has made the mental exhaustion of watching this entire season worth it.

Thank you Gaston. Thank you.

That's on the mild end of what they say

I subconsciously dropped into my back and slid across the sofa flat to it. And I can guarantee Gaston has no interest in my bumhole

Hmmm, I don’t know about that. Didn’t he say get on his knees and terrorise her bum hole which to me would mean he wanted to get his face, tongue up in there 😅

I can’t believe I’m even saying this in “telly addicts” 😅

I'm so confused. Gaston seemed like such a gentlemen and then he ends up being some weird sex perv but always looks confused by the response to his advances. Like he genuinely doesn't know what he's saying wrong.

That's what really turned me gay 🤮🤣

Ha, Gaston thought Charlie was Caspar 's sister. I kind of see it..

Along with being 'mugged off' and 'catching feelings'

The yoof of today...

Adam actually looks upset. It's the first time I've actually seen him rise to her aggression.

😂😂just imagining this playing as people are getting chemo and the looks you’re getting!

It’s gross . What’s with the overly polite Prince Charming vibes and them coming out with that. 🙄

I'm 47 and l was asked to the woods for anal

Amy's face is so weird tonight. Whatever injections she got done, they did her wonky.

I'm still giggling at the bumhole comment. I'm not listening to anything she said.
Anyway, how rude of her, that letter was obviously meant for JOHN!

Gaston really is a bit of a twat - acts all hurt when pulled up for being a dick and not listening to her.

That's true but he shouldn't have said that

I hope you were bought djnner first!

Really? Someone actually did that ???