MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
Previous one here here

Polly is a monster - aggressive and volatile.

If a man behaved like that, they’d not even show it. Such double standards.

Adam has been pushed to the absolute limit. Poor bastard.

Now come on, Nafe and Lace are alright !

Are you diagnosing her?

She wasn't tracking sex she did say she was tracking her periods that how she knows

If it is true why on earth has she been goading him for so long? Knowing that he could spill the beans like that if she pushed him too far??

oh my, that was unpleasant to watch!

Because of her periods.

Does PolPot have a job?

It's a promise. Hopefully, one I never have to act on, obviously, but if I do, you will all be with me (and my bum hole) every step of the way.

Oh poor Polly, a bad edit for her there.
Right?
Right??????
Suuuure

I agree. Dame Emma Barnes is extremely likeable.

No she said that earlier in the series.

She's said she has a diagnosis

Please don't excuse her with adhd- she's a common trollop with a filthy mouth.

No wonder your winter bottom is tired.
The woods sounds Romantic tho.

She’s fucking awful. She’s been needling him for weeks (probably in ways we haven’t seen)
The experts were terrible - encouraging him to “shag” her, when he clearly didn’t want to.
He seems to have been quite calm, in the face of this. But tonight clearly had enough.

Trollop 😂

Yikes. Recap of the year

Why on earth would she be tracking her periods? Unless she means she was having sex without contraception which would be truly daft.

Hmm... I did like Lacey but she'll take any chance to get involved in Hannah bashing... under cover of Holluh of course. Siannon isn't covering herself in glory either. What a nasty bunch.

I am diagnosing her with horrible classless harridan syndrome though. And Holluh too.

Red wine on the greige suit

Well I’m now getting confused as I saw him quietly tucking into his steak, then Polly kicked off about something and now he’s being called out of order on here but because I was reading messages on here I missed most of the argument.. 😅

Wow the experts have finally said someone has crossed the line

WHAT?!!! I must have missed this.

Polly is gross, actually worse than Holly.

Yeah she’s horrible but I think the ixperts shouldn’t stand by and watch someone unravel when they know there are known issues with impulse control.