MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
Previous one here here

Wow. I saw Polly massively defending Amy last week saying how kind and wonderful she is. And Amy's turned on her? Wow.

Kristina has a post up of her Emma, holly and some of Holly's hangers on at Alton towers. That made me a bit sad. Luke was making me die laughing on Chloe Burrows show explaining to Paul that terrorise specifically referred to no hands being involved. He suggested some things were typical one liners but very interestingly absolutely refused to say that particular bit in Maltese

Gaston's just been given an award for best parking navigator 🤣🤣

They had to get couples from other series on because most of this lot refused to film the 6 month reunion. That's how shit thos season was.

You are brave watching the after show!

I've read that Gaston hasn't been invited to next year's "people from this year and other years having five more minutes of fame thing" and he's gutted. He should try not being a sex pest next time and maybe they'd then be happy to have him back. Ross won't be there either.

Has anyone brought up Ross scrounging money off all or most of the blokes "for Bleu" and then disappearing without paying any of them back? Anyway, that's another spoiler. I found it hard not to let that slip and I was almost grateful to him for his temper because it gave me something to rationally dislike about him on this thread.

To be fair I never really took to him because from the first his head freaked me out and then there was the lizard tongue. <Shudder!>

Like last year I will genuinely miss all of you. We must all need sectioning for watching this dross but you're a great bunch, I've had a shitter of a year (although thankfully it's improving a little) and you've made me laugh a lot and feel part of the best coven. Thanks all, it's been an absolute blast.

P.s. I hate the Sun so no link but it came up on my "here's stuff" web page. Nafe is back at work and there are lovely handsome photos of him.

Has anyone brought up Ross scrounging money off all or most of the blokes "for Bleu" and then disappearing without paying any of them back? Anyway, that's another spoiler.

Oh yes! I forgot about that one!

Haven’t commented on this thread, but it has been the wittiest, hilarious read in a long while. You are real comedians and much better than the shitshow I have wasted so much time on.
Thanks so much for the laughs👍

browneyes77

Thanks for the updates.

Holly was awful. Such a fucking bully.

The show has ended and people whining about spoilers come on. Seriously! Grow up

Not sure whats happening with Sasha Wig! The last episode it looked awful with the bandana. What's that about!

Amys lips getting bigger and wonkier

I can't believe the iexperts sat and let Hollar bully Hannah again! I can see why her and Alex are back together they are both nasty pieces of work. Funny how people took Hollar side and turned against Alex when they both awful and deserve each other.

Shocker to hewr about Adam and Amy bwing an item now. Mental!
That picture of Polpot in the underwear, classy, was a dig at Adam. No way she can be mates with him.

Luke won't be single for long. He'll be ocer Amy in a couple weeks 😂

Kieren really mislead the Iexperts and Stina. He saidand reassured her he was therr for her and then bam first episode of PMDD he saw it was over for him.
I thought it was inappropriate to encourage them to maintain a friendship when ot is obvious Stina really loves him and this is 100% giving her false sense of hope.

Spoilers for a show that ended last night. What did you learn from the show last night? Nothing new it was closure for the experiment there was no answers giving.
People going to be that up in arms about it when thr show ended. Seriously maybe your watching a tad bit too much TV.
Now every one can find out what happened afterwards no big deal.

No one gave spoilers at the start of the series. Jeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Please remove the oar your sinking the boat!

Why would he ask for money for his daughter off them?

Um, but nobody knew, when they put all the spoilers, if anything more would be said last night.
You're happy with spoilers when a programme hasnt ended? Great, then go to the spoilers thread 😊
It doesn't make anyone sad or weird for not wanting to know them. But nice attitude! 🫤

Can we have more info re Ross getting money please?!

I haven't watched last night's but read the thread.
So, Amy likes rimming, Gaston knew she liked it, and mentioned it in his letter to her, hoping to get her back.
Is that really so shocking? What else was said that I'm missing?
Additionally, when he was making innuendo comments to her, she said she didn't like it. But it's also clear that she was a bit of an animal in the bedroom and also really enjoyed it - and he was carrying that on into the daytime.
As much as I understand her not feeling comfortable with that chat, if I was doing some stuff like that, I'd be confused if daytime was 100% PG with no mention ever of sex.

How do we know Adam and Amy are together?

The show hadn’t ended when you dropped all the spoilers though.

We don’t, but they’ve been posing together in pictures

@Twonewcats

Here you go ...

www.thesun.co.uk/tv/31591128/mafs-grooms-secret-bust-up-money-stars-fall-reunion/amp/

Jesus! Someone posted all the spoilers of the couples last night before the show. Some people inc me also watch a day or 2 behind. I did watch live last night but I genuinely didn't know who was still together and I'd stuck it out this long, I didn't want to know until the end!.I don't think that's controversial, several posters were also annoyed, especially as there is a spoilers thread! Now it's over I obviously don't care.

I doubt they're properly together. They are with on a mission to wind Polly up even more on SM and Shitlid would give his lid to shag Amy. That's my take on it. Amy is the type of girl who would flirt with someone's man/ex simply to establish herself as the most beautiful and perfect of the plastics, to give her self esteem a boost, and because she is an out and out mean girl.

But the spoilers were posted before the show had ended! I knew most of them but I can understand the frustration of those who had managed to steer clear for 6 (long long) weeks to have outcomes spoiled before watching finale.

Anyway - Thanks for the ride everyone, it's been a series to remember but not sure if that's for the right reasons!