MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
Previous one here here

I know a few which I found out by accident on FB but I was enjoying the ride on here so just kept with it even though i knew the outcome 🤣

I know everyone here hates Kieran and he might have been pretty disingenuous but I totally understand what he means. He's got the ick basically. Personally I couldn't stand someone being really emotionally needy early on in a relationship and I would run a mile. I think he's better off with a more casual set up and possibly isn't ready for a live in partner type situation. I mean he lives in a cabin in the woods with his dogs...I've been with DH for 20 yrs so I'm not a complete psycho, honest!

Kieran will likely take his new squeeze to the festival. What are these people supposed to be experts in??

My shawl of stupidity for watching this was from the middle aisle at Lidl.

Are Alex and Holly back together?
Ross has a new girlfriend and Sacha's all Christianity and signing on her social media
Can't remember the others

Ok here goes:

Ross dumped Sacha 2 weeks after filming wrapped and has a new gf

Holly is back with Alex

Holly’s ex bestie has been all over TikTok saying she’s a massive hypocrite because she shagged her mates fella - there’s a video of her flirting and dancing with him in his house

Lacey & Nathan split a couple of months after the reunion was filmed

Hannah is dating Orson

And breathe………..

Someone said earlier that Nafe has dumped Lacey - is that true?

Ryan actually said the words - I didn’t bite - on the couch.

🤣🤣. My cardigan of Cringe was from Morrisons!

He's very single on his social media. Apparently it fizzled out. Not sure who dumped who

I can’t watch Kristina and Kieron without crying! 😞

Ooh. Station must be gutted.

Omg that is a serious Holly spoiler

Yeah I came across this a few weeks ago on FB 🙄🤣 i really wasn’t looking for it but up it popped on my page

I get all my secret goss from TikTok.

It’s a wealth of info along with Instagram 🤣🤣

I'm sure I heard Lacey and Nafe aren't together but can't remember where I saw it

I accidentally saw it and was really sad a while

😮😮😮 wonder what went down with Ross and Sacha. I mean he must have been terrified for his life for a start.

I am actually wearing the shawl of stupidity, it was cold earlier. I hope your cardigan of cringe is equally comforting.

Why on earth is Holluh back with Alex? For the fame?

I have a blanket of disappointment from TKMax.

I thought Orson wasn't into Hannah after one date?

I know!

She is getting ANIHILATED on social media. Especially TikTok & Instagram!!

Because they are made for each other

Heading to twitter, I don't do TT or Insta.