MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
Previous one here here

Does Kieran have depression?

He's probably left the country. Daddy Ming would hunt him down for hurting his baby barbie.

I only came on here/got home about 20 mins ago but I’m sure I saw something about Amy and Adam 🤔so I thought the series was over until I double checked so I guess someone spilled that info before the end, lol

But what about Gaston? Has he managed to get hired for any adult Pantos yet? He will even write his own script.

What about Amy & Adam?!?!?
Is that true?

Holly being back with Alex might explain the other women disapproving.

Everything she deserves. Ironically I bet her kids are being bullied

I wonder how much DIY Station managed to get Nafe to do before he knacked off?

She posted a TikTok with Orson, saying “this man always sweeps me off my feet” loads of heart emoji’s and he comes along and picks her up.

Michael on X: "Amy just innocently making breakfast... Luke: #MAFSUK #mafsus #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight #MarriedAtFirstSightuk https://t.co/G3Zm68XyL4" / X

Her poor children.
Yeah I said it Holluh... come on then! 😂

Ah, so played it down on the day, clever.

Well- they showed a video of Adam pretending to propose to Amy

But he claims they’re just mates and it was just ‘banter’

So not confirmed yet as far as I know.

I’m going to the gym tomorrow and the PT that knows him will tell me the low down as the impression I got was orson was into brown ladies that are closer to his age so maybe this is just for insta likes

I knew most of the above but not that Hannah and Orson are dating. Seems odd after they gave it a go and it didn't work but then I guess fame is strong pull.

Holluh and Alex deserve each other. It will all end in tears around the back of a Wetherspoons, sick in the gutter, a broken beer bottle or two, and enough screaming to raise the dead.

I almost pissed myself at this one!

Lace is on Mafs Official...now

I reckon Laceys mum tried it on with Nafe soon as they split

I didn't think they would last, it didn't seem genuine.

Genuine on the ground knowledge! Do report back!

Hmmmm….interesting!

Give us the deets if you find out!

We may need to make another thread for the goss 🤣🤣

I will miss you guys! Relieved MAFS is done, but sad won't have these threads any more!

But wait!

MAFSNZ starts next week!

😂😂

Same time next year!

I kinda agree with you. But I think that’s partly the problem. Despite all his zaniness, he has a certain cold detachment about him. He said Paul correctly identified the reason.

The thing I’m frustrated with is that I had to look up PMDD symptoms because, while he’s constantly said he can’t cope with Kristina having them, at no point did the show give airtime to explaining what they are and why he couldn’t cope with that. And despite, I believe, her partly going on the show to raise awareness.

🤣🤣🤣 hopefully not!

I am still deciding on what to do next week with the NZ lot. I definitely should not be watching it and I’m already gearing myself up for that to be super scripted trash like the Oz version but i wouldn’t expect anything less from them