MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
Previous one here here

Depends where and when the festival is

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NO KRISTINA. NO!

Ugh, the last thing she needs is false hope.

Yeah I’m not understanding it

Bring on the gossip now

If she locks him in a portaloo on day 3 of Glastonbury and pushes it over, I'm there for that.

Exactly!!

Ooh can we give some spoilers now? I have LOADS!!

Why do the experts encourage him to lead her on immediately after he dropped the comment of her texting him alot? They no fine well thats not how friendships are made. They're more fucked than the contestants. The festival? Bonkers idea. I'm baffled that they've got it wrong at absolutely every turn.

I tried to Google lens the Shawl of Sanctimony.
It must be designer or a one off.

Well I’m quite superstitious but think she doomed the marriage to failure by tempting fate and buy 2 festival tickets before starting the experiment! She’s only got herself to blame 😂

Spill. The. Tea.

I'm up for spoilers now (don't have any though!)

Spoil away!

Pollys friend Alfie wss on Lara Eyre this week

Going on and on about what a nice person she is

Spill the Spoilers!

Although I think I know the main stuff due to Twitter and arseholes on here earlier.

Go!!
@browneyes77

What a relief. Still watching NZ though. Better yo check my wife's still alive. She goes to bed with the dog when it comes on now.

I also want to hear from the poster who drove by and said their husband was Gaston's best mate.

Yup, hit us with all the juicy goss!

I saw on Twitter weeks ago that Ross dumped Sasha.

Told you- it was woven by Peruvian goatherds!

Ooh yes spoilers

And he said he's GOT A TATTOO OF her on his leg!😂