MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
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I can't take her seriously with that hairstyle.

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I love Twitter 😂😂

Is it over yet?

I can't take her seriously anyway bab.

Too many of these men who weren't into their wives just stayed for the fame and hurt these women.

"Kieran didn't want me." Sad but true. He can have no genuine comeback to that although I bet he'll try one.

I am fascinated by Paul's Amazing Technicolour dream- shawl of Sanctimony. The song from Joseph is going round and round my head

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Is it over?

I drifted off

I've sung that song at least twice on stage and still never got those fecking colours right.

Too many women falling in love with potential in MAFS (and real life).

Are there any more couples to go? Just more KK torture?

Can't wait for this to end, it's been a really dull episode. The ixperts have been so pathetic, if they'd actually called out some of the bad behaviour it might have been a bit more interesting to watch

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Well he really can’t say otherwise, considering how amazing and wonderful he keeps saying she is and was one of the happiest moments in his life he should be with her, but he doesn’t want her for whatever reason and he just needs to be upfront about it.

Id be more pissed with a man saying how perfect I am yet equally saying HE doesn’t want to be with me.

FuckoffKieranFuckoffKieranFuckoffKieran.

The ixperts are so trying to get them back together. Let it go.

Paul being amazingly passive aggressive about how messed up Kieran is... and it going way over Kierans head!

So basically, Kieran, you're not interested in someone you might need to support.

He's a lying bastard. She doesn't need him to be her support all the bloody time. She's been nothing but giving and understanding and he's constantly told her she wants too much. He's a liar.

Oh god no Kristina no 😳

Why is she begging for his friendship. I don’t get all this nonsense.

He was no prize.

Argh, run Kristina!!