MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
Previous one here here

Mel - she told him to shag Polly

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I agree that she's worse than him on the whole but that doesn't let him off the hook for his behaviour. For instance how cold he was to her when they went to stay at his grey house.

I'm not sure I'd call it sexually coercive. She's gone on and on and on about it, yes, but she's not forced him and we know that at least the first time he was the one who got in there. The ixperts, especially Mel, are the ones most to blame for pushing the sex side of things as they did with Caspar and Emma. Shitlids didn't have to do sex, he just fancied it. Three times. He'll come out of this okay though. She's fucked and it's all her own fault.

Woah. Polly is great at blaming the victim.

Polly needs ti take accountability for her anger

Oh okay Mel. Either wya he shouldn't of done it. I'd be mightly pisssd off if a guy slept with me and never liked me

I don’t know what Adam has done wrong. I feel sorry for him being paired with that munter. She’s a horrible person.

I only said 'pity about his mouth' because everyone is outraged on here 😂

Waiting for Paul to produce his pan pipes

Paul, they will never be friends.

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How could Polly think he liked her though. He said several times on camera that he didn’t fancy her . He’s out of order but she’s a desperate fool.

The shawl of sanctimony is out in full force tonight.

Paul should be a primary 1 teacher.

Coming to a city centre near you.

THEY WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS!!!!!!!!

@ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs 😂

He should’ve been able to go at his own pace, but Polly needed validation through affection / sex. And needed him to shag her. Hence the pressure for him to have sex that he clearly didn’t want.

I've never seen 2 people who hate each other more !!

He's SO Sesame Street.

Now Shitlid can get on with the business of the day. Amy.

Aww Emma. Love this girl

Polly would still take him back

I do like Paul's cardi

Cosy

Totally!