MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
Previous one here here

Bullshit isn't it. Experts should have told him outright that he was being an absolute creep and wildly inappropriate. Instead they tip-toe around it and afford him excuses.

I just don't know how Polly is going to get another boyfriend in her entire life

What has he done wrong remind me?

She's a Bumhole Girl. In pervy Gaston's world. She's so plastic. It's fantastic.

Pretty much sums up how I feel.

Am I being blind? I actually can't see what Adam did wrong.

I couldn't be friends with Polly

She's so aggressive

Didn't the experts encourage Shitlid to build intimacy with PolPot?

Wouldn't want to be seen as kink shaming probably

I still think Polpot has been worse than Shitlid. Sexually coercive, aggressive, vile to others in the group. He's been a bit of a dick but she is worse.

Maybe she'll marry a fish. Then she can be a proper fishwife

I don't think Adam has done much wrong has he? He was pushed in to being intimate with her and wanted to leave early on...

Ok I actually don't know what shitlids has done wrong, and I don't particularly like him as a character but I'm struggling a bit to see why the ixperts are laying into him ? He's always been pretty honest and got forced into sex he didn't really want because Paul ordered him to do it.

Surely should be "She's a bumhole girl"?

He could have tried harder to leave. And not Shitlidded half of the other guys.

The biggest thing that he has done wrong is not leave sooner

So Gaston is happy to tongue dogs and shove his tongue up Amy's bumhole...
NOBODY should be kissing him!! 🤢🤢🤢🙈

I quite like that line too 😂

Oops, typing too fast!

🤣🤣🤣

It’s just all too much! 😂😂

His immunity must be rock solid though. Like a walking antibiotic.

He did lead her on, he should of been clear she wanst his type he was not interested and put leave much earlier. And when Paul was suggesting intimacy he had the opportunity to say it then too and not have sex with someone he knew he didn't like

Him shitlidding them all is one of my (few) series highlights.
But... agree.

That was to create his shitlid clone army so he could sneak away.