MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
Previous one here here

Thank God, some slightly normal people.

Lovely from Caspar here.

Yeah I've learnt avoid him if you need a hair cut

Charlie does my head in

Adam shared a fan made picture earlier of the Baby Reindeer poster and it had Polly standing behind him in a pint glass with the title changed to 'Baby Acorn'. It's getting quite toxic between them all on insta to be honest. It's a problematic show and they should call it a day after this season.

Love the way Paul needed to look back through his notes to see whether or not there was a tick in the Narcissist column for Shitlid.

Why didn't they show us any montage from these two?

A lot of history??? I've had holiday romances that lasted longer!!

Noooooo! Omg!

Whoah.

Ooh I'd love to see that! Any chance of posting it...?

Emma & Casper do bounce off each other well.

They don’t work as a couple, but they do work as friends.

No Shitlid4kids? Shame.

Holluh sucking a lemon when Hannah speaks. And stop blaming her, ixperts.

Caspar has zero bants

I don't think Mumsnet will let me but I'll try.

Emma is amazing

I refer you back to....

I really thought he was going to say "you've had your fair share of cocks!" Rather than conflict! Gaston's dirty talk has obviously affected me...

Why is Kristina so bronze?

0oh, Holluh admitted it. Surprised.

Caspar and Emma are well suited to my mind. Similar class and looks. They got on well.

FUCK OFF HOLLY.

Yes Hannah! Lacey hated be reminded of her behaviour. Show the tape... ixperts!

The ixperts will never call her out, will they.