MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
Previous one here here

Of course he was implying rimming because he said he wished he'd have knelt down. Still, tongue-punching someone's arsehole is not everyone's cup of tea. Luke's acting like it's a common expression of love 🤣

His first look at her showed disappointment. They were always buggered.

Maybe they'll call her out on her behaviour.

Oh.

Luke is so fit. Pity about his mouth 😭

Noooo they didn't give us one last 'moogy as fooock'

Busted Adam

But it's his 'sexual nature' so it's fine. According to him.

This is cringe for Polly

@murasaki let's hope so

They did not just cut the wine throwing incident out of the montage???

Wow.

Every time they pan to Sacha, her hair looks worse. It’s like some horrible - Irish dancer crossed with a big fat gypsy wedding mash up. And it’s GREY!

Polly is still acting like a victim 🙄🙄🙄🙄

I just spat my wine out!!!!!

And Amy has definitely had some bumhole action for him to say what he said 🫣🤣

She thought she'd be so famous after this but now she's just going to be known as Bumhole Girl 😆🙈

'You've led me on, you've let me down, and you've pissed me right off'

I feel like a scriptwriter must have had a hand in that- such a perfect line!

They did mention it though.

Polly not getting the cringe about her own behaviour!

I think Amy likes to pretend she’s an innocent abroad

@WeregoingtoIbiza

Spoken...

You have watched too much mafs now 😂

Did they? I must’ve missed that!!

Clearly not something they want to dwell on.

And this is why they get slated for never addressing bad behaviour.

The sex was happening because everyone forced him into it!

I’m fine with a bit of smut so I’m in

I'm singing this to the tune of I'm A Barbie Girl 😂

He did lead her on. He wanted to stay for the fame. Still doesn't justify her rage.

They said the aggressive behaviour was unacceptable and she agreed. Grudgingly.

She never let's him speak in full.