MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
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I forgot Gaston was a poet!

Gaston is a dirty bugger but Amy is so cold with him. Totally different with Acorn Adam!

I wasn't expecting everyone to laugh in reaction to the comment 😂

I would like to punch his stupid quirky, letter writing face. Glad I'll never have to listen to him ever again.

He’s horrible. Massive turn off. Yuk.

I think he works with young offenders

He definitely meant rimming if he was kneeling down and she was standing. Which makes it a tiny bit better but not exactly better

Me too

Aw Nafe. You've never accidently talked about terrorising bumholes though, you're all good.

😂😂😂😂 this is so funny

I feel it makes it a bit less violent in nature, but obviously not ok!

I’m guessing a lot is lost in translation but he just doesn’t get it. Not even embarrassed!

No wonder he has had about 30 girlfriends. The man is a sex pest and a perv, openly.

Quirky is not the same as being a sex pest !

Oh, here we go. This is about to get nasty again.

Polpot and Shitlid. This will not go well.

Nathan is so sweet. I think they’re too diametrically opposed in attractiveness, sadly. He’ll have gorgeous girls throwing themselves at him.

Is Polly incapable of wearing clothes without cutouts?

Nafe and Lacey barely got a second as there's no drama

They both look determined to not be the one that loses their shit.

But Amy had made it abundantly clear the relationship is over

So the sexual comments were inappropriate entirely

There would have been nothing wrong with what Gaston said if that's what they were into but the fact she told him that she hated his sex talk makes what he said unforgivable.

I just keep giggling at the thought of Polly advising on careers

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The experts have spoke to Charlie and Orson as Eve and Richelle aren't there but neither is Alex and they've not spoke to Holly yet