MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
Previous one here here

To be fair, I thought he meant rimming, but even so. It's a no from Amy.

I was actually laughing / snorting out loud at the end of that. ‘Not to your bumhole’
Quality!

Polpot called it there re terrorise as a choice of word

It seems so

Gaston, just shut up. You are not helping yourself. That is not quirky.

Book was closed? Or bumhole?

Poor misunderstood Gaston with his 'sincere' apology 🙄

The ixperts trying to be serious about terrorising bumholes, just made that all the more hilarious 🤣🤣

I doubt that would have made much difference

The look on her face was the correct look too. First time in a very long time I've thought something positive about Polpot.

Luke has learned he's a bit quirky and he should be his creepy kink self. He has zero idea what he's gone wrong. So hurt and disappointed he couldn't terrorise her bum hole 🫢

That (butt) was closed 😃

Gaston trying to defend himself. Ugh.

I know, I'm sniggering like a teenage boy here

Dh and I are discussing it and we still think he means rimming?

Regrettably, they cut the 'terrorise your bum hole' out of today's day time repeats. So sad. However, and almost thankful, not to beyond amused the ixperts are discussing this. The others' sniggering is priceless. Am starting to think this was deliberate on Gaston's part as a way of humiliating/embarrassing Amy after she dumped him.

But maybe I'm giving Gaston too much credit. Either way, well played. Bravo for having the last laugh.

He's finally making everyone see that he's a bit wrong in this sex pest head.

Even after all this I don't find her completely unlikeable. Just wish she had some dignity around men- something she admitted from the start she's never had.

Polpot personal growth = 0

Amy : thank you for being so irritating that I learned to be patient. Not a compliment, Gaston.

Amy and Luke will be the butt of jokes for a long time

Which prison does he work in?
When you work with sex offenders for too long you become a bit desensitised to stuff

Gaston 'maybe I could think about which words come out of my mouth' 🤣 well if that's what he's learnt from the experience it's not been wasted.

Do you all remember Mama Bear from a couple of seasons ago of MAFSA? Her and Gaston need to get together.

To be honest Gaston needs a bigger shirt

Ohhh that's ok then