MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
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Poor Amy getting bum hole inquisition. I don't know how anyone managed to keep a straight face. They did quite well. I would die of embarrassment though

Amy denies bumhole terrorism. And let's not speak about her bumhole again.

Apart from my suspicion that she bleaches it. Like her teeth. Probably in the same session.

She'd rather it never be spoken about again? Sorry love, folk are going to be shouting in at you in the street for the next year 🤣🤣.

oh Amy had just gone back up a little in my estimation. The first I've seen of any sense of humour or ability to poke fun at herself

Methinks the bumhole doth protest too much.

Twitter must be going off the scale 🤣

We all know where Amy allowed Gaston to park.

I wonder if Moonpig will bring out a "terrorise your bum hole" birthday card after this.

Ooh perfect I've got a free Moonpig card from maccies monopoly. True romance

🤣🤣🤣 well that segment did not disappoint!

Their whole (hole) relationship was only about 5/6 weeks

Wouldn't imagine she'd be up for bumhole terrorising so soon

So he terrorised her other hole lmao 🤣

Haha at the advert on now having 'the butt checkers' in it.

Love to see his first day working back in the prison after this 😂

I imagine Amy wished she never brought it up. Backfired spectacularly.

She does protest to much

It's all going to be downhill from now on. They should have saved that until last!

I can't get over his choice of verb 🤣

Yes not a good place to bring up terrorising bum holes

It’s the fashion

Oh Flora definitely will 😂

Even my bum hole feels twitchy now and not in a good way..

It's the best place to get bumhole terrorism top tips

He deserves every nasty thing she said to him. What an absolute wanker.

On the one hand, it's funny but it's because it's so outrageous and hugely embarrassing and for once he can't talk his way out of this with "I didn't know!" and stupid puppy dog eyes.

The entire couch of people laughing is making me howl 😂😂😂😂