MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
Previous one here here

Ive only skipped through, has anyone mentioned Tasha's hair wtf

Nathan ended it?!!

@Twins3007

It was very Marie Antoinette

I've just listened to the interview with Alfie and I just had to share this. He said he's GOT A TATTOO OF POLLY ON HIS LEG!!!😂

sorry wrong person but cant delete

It was so painful half way through seeing how drunk and slurred their speech got. Emma and Casper oh my days.
Why so they gove them all that alcohol. It is a recipe for disaster. Especially after seeing Ross and Ryans tempers.

Tasha?

Oh your mean Sasha 😂 it is ok goes with her outfit but not sure why she opted for that look.

I missed a huge chunk of this series whilst on holiday and CBA to watch the episodes I missed - but can someone fill me in on what happened between Eve & Charlie? I only saw them up to the honeymoon....

Lots of spoilers letting slip here...
We don't know who is still with who (yet!).

Please don’t put spoilers here.
There are other threads for that.

Yeah, Emma was trolleyed 😄and could have picked a more flattering dress, she's still my fave though. One of the nicest and most genuine of the lot.

Just caught up with the programme and this thread. Not a lot to add to you lot but I was outraged by the ixperts picking on Hannah. I was cheering her on every minute.

These fame hungry wannabe's will be working together to prolong their moment in the spotlight, setting up alliances and deals etc. So if that means you pretend you're still with someone or faking a new romance with someone else in the group...well, it's all possible if you're as shallow as a puddle. Personally I hope most of them disappear back into obscurity!

@HideousKinky

Charlie and Eve got on at the wedding and slept together. After this it appeared that Eve lost interest.

Eve refused to sleep in the same room as Charlie since the first night. There was a big row on the final night of the honeymoon where Charlie threw her ring away and shouted at Eve.

Eve was completely checked out from then on. She refused to participate in the tasks and kept accusing Charlie of shouting at her, even when she wasn't and walking away.

It turned out Eve was telling the rest of the girls that Charlie was bullying her and it ended up with a Polly intervention where she confronted Charlie at the dinner party and really upset her. Eve denied saying anything.

When Charlie was filming her confessionals later Eve was eavesdropping at the door. Presumably to hear what was said and refute it in her own talking head.

At the commitment ceremony Eve denied eavesdropping but was called out and footage was shown.

They both said leave snd Eve was never seen again.

I think that's it. A lot wasn't seen on screen so it's hard to work out what went wrong.

Ever since Eve

I'd forgotten about Polly accusing someone else of being a bully! #PolPotKettle

Thanks for ruining it @MixedCouple2

The show is pretty much over, do we really care about
' spoilers' at this stage...?

Until the fat lady sings use the spoiler thread

100% I love Emma from Bristol round my way! Maybe I'll see her about one day 😂

@Appalonia yes the show has ended now it is not spoilers. Nothing new will be known of this from the next episode. It is the same as the evening meal rehashed in front of the Iexperts.

There's a spoiler thread.

If people could feck off over there with their spoilers, that would be great, thanks.

Obviously happy to have all the insta-gossip at 10pm tonight!

I was thinking about Gaston today and wondering if he has become institutionalised at work and absorbed what he hears around him. Being a non native English speaker he doesn't appreciate how inappropriate and crude some of his words are and that while the truth is good, so is privacy around what happens consensually in the bedroom.

If however he is a pest who refuses to learn, no sympathy.
Cannot wait for the Shawl of Sanctimony to Speak tonight.

Not going to back read as some people evidently don't understand the concept of Spoiling.

Gaston should absolutely have listened to Amy and stopped with the comments. Still no excuse for Funeral Barbie.

To be fair in the haste to get the thread going, it didn't say no spoilers, but any regular poster would know.