MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
Previous one here here

He might be the lucky charm we need! Him and, what's Kieron's bulldog called?

Hmm, I think he should be capable of figuring out that there's a time and a place. None of the other men whose sex lives are going well think that's a green flag to talk like that in front of others, and on camera. Talking about where she wanted him to 'finish' for example. The faux confusion is getting wearing- he's been entertaining but he's never been set straight that it's not ok. Because it makes good TV, obvs!

Yeah but surely everyone is different in the bedroom? There is a time and place. She told him she didn’t like him speaking like that lots of times and he didn’t respect it. I also think she’s a knob to be fair.

On another note the experts have been absolutely fucking dreadful this whole series. They’re congratulating grown adults for managing to have a conversation without throwing something or calling someone a cunt. Utterly pathetic standards.

I thought he said terrorise bumper not bum hole ! As the lads had been talking about innuendos of parking cars. And terrorise maybe some language problem is not quite the right word!

I also assumed it was rimming being suggested.

Can Luke actually say tomorrow-yes I write that AS I KNOW SHE LOVES ME DOING IT.

I mean that would be very inappropriate to say but also honest (if it's true). They will probably cut out anything that claims she enjoyed that sort of thing as it's not part of the narrative that Luke is asexual pest.

And this is someone who complained he was being suggestive when she was dressed as a leather domanatrix at a pottery class. I'd be gutted if I dressed like that, with the man I'd had sex with that morning and he didn't react to that outfit at all!

I see that ITV is running a story about dodgy plastic surgery and cosmetic treatment. I did wonder if they'd been interviewing some of the contestants on MAFS!

Amy is a mass of contradictions. All prim and upright one minute, whilst baking in her dominatrix outfit and all Ann Summers and innuendo of her own the next minute with Shitlid. I think she just doesn't like Luke as a person, even if she might find him physically attractive, so she has gone on some merry dance of picking holes in him and pretending that his saucy Mediterranean ways annoy her. Her face has definitely got more terrifyingly waxen and oddly proportioned as the series has progressed. Luke is like the court jester in this series, that I can't help feeling the producers have used for light relief and ridicule.

I keep coming back to how the hell PolPot can go back to any kind of workplace after her appalling behaviour. Shitlid should not have said what he did about her begging for sex, but I can see how 10 weeks of endless provocation would get you there.

Clearly Classy Lace has been working hard to keep it classy, because the mask has slipped a few times when she got stuck in with savagings of Hannah. I wonder how much Nafe will like that side of her.

@Combattingthemoaners Oh there's absolutely a time and a place for and he was wrong to be so lurid in public when she wasn't into it, but it's the way she acted like it was completely out of the blue sky every time instead of just telling him that there's a time and a place!

Anyone seen these? 👀👀👀

Also read on Adam’s insta that apparently the reason he was talking about his and Polly’s sex life is because she said in front of everyone that he used her for sex and that was edited out…!

So Amy & Adam are now together?

Where is Eve & Alex? Hiding in disgrace?

never accused them of being normal, but then I don't know anyone who's normal and I once went out with an Aussie so very good at the accent lol.... I remember when neighbours then home and away first started here and noone understood what they were saying for ages :)

OMG!!! 👀👀👀👀

I think they must be! My mum saw him a few weeks back in the audience for strictly and said he was next to a blonde. I wasn't in the room and couldn't be bothered to rewind and check on I player so just assumed it was Polly and her new hair! Must have been Amy!! Wow

At least Amy isn't worried about partner looks. I suppose that goes in her favour.

With what she's done to her face she'd be on a sticky wicket with that.

Don’t know about Eve but Alex was in military prison. He was in the RAF and went AWOL to go on the show. When he came out he got sacked and a month in prison

Jeez, I hope he thinks it was worth it 😬

The look on his face sometimes when Kristina's talking makes me want to lamp him one. All this about him thinking the world of her, he wants to try telling his face that.

That is a shocking twist Adam and Amy, Holler and Alex.
Glad Sasha and Ross are done that was super toxic and Ross is very very violent. I knew a lady who 2as marries to a man liie that it started off as theowing things and dinner on the wall smashing plates then it got physical. So yeah NO that is not ok. MAFS should have asked him to leave when he made that confession.

Thank God Nathan ended things. Their relationship was piie Mother & Son. So cringy watching her mother him ewwwwwww

Embarrassing Amy. (OPEN THE IMAGE TO SEE HER COMMENT AND CRINGE AT HER OVER INFLATED SENSE OF CELEBRITY) You don't have half the UK population watching you. The amount of people who have seen that particular Reel/Story/Post is at the bottom. The number of plays isn't the number of individual people. If the Reel/Story/Post is a short video with a long caption, the video will play multiple times in the background while someone reads the caption. 1.8 million ain't bad but it ain't 36 million and I'm guessing that's your highest performing Post!

Holly acts as though she's the only Mother in the world

Oh my god what did I just watch from last night? Where do I start! Feel a bit like Pam off Gavin and Stacey! I’ve no idea how they would say go into work after that shit show….but then again they were all on the show to become social media huns and influencers! But their acting ability is great, I think a tiny tears doll sheds more genuine tears than this bunch!

Thought the experts made a very valid observation that Polly would rather have negative attention rather than none at all.

The experts made the most sense last night than they have all series. I truly hope they actually hold some of them to account over the behaviour tonight! Polly def just wants attention - good or bad. Why else would you Chuck a glass of wine over someone?!

Amy wcts like a Prude but 100% no way she didn't feed into Lukes innuendos. Adtee her performance with Adam she is fake and a liar. And what she wore to pottery. Who weara that out causually?! No one! So 2 faced and fake. Classy? I think Lacey has more class and thats speaks volumes.

Polly Polpot what an awful human her and Hollar are awful. Adam is so chill and she wanted him to react badly so she can cry victim. Very attention seeking. Giving 15 year old vibes! How is her best friend even have a friendship with her.

was waiting for the"hair " ??? to be mentioned , WTAF