MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
Previous one here here

Yes! That was brilliant . She was so keen to call-out everyone else in their marriages then fell foul of her own video!

I DID have my bumhole televised! During a colonoscopy. The NHS have kept a copy of ‘ My Bumhole the Movie’, as I titled it to the nurses whilst they were strapping a DVD to the front of my file and I was still absolutely off my tits on gas and air.

napody

"I did like Lacey but she'll take any chance to get involved in Hannah bashing... under cover of Holluh of course. Siannon isn't covering herself in glory either. What a nasty bunch."

Totally agree.

i thought he was on about rimming but she never actually mentioned not liking that to him when they talked about the letter... I call foul and that he didn't write it.

IMHO 4/10 was a bit harsh. Casper seemed a bit hurt by that.

Thank God paul is bringing up the bumhole terrorism.
We'll at least see if it's true.
It's so so odd that Amy didn't mention that part of the letter with Gaston, given how vile and weird it is to have said.

Ha ha I paired Orson with Emma in my 'favourite couples'.

Also. Shitlid shouldn't have said those things, but he was refuting her points. He didn't just randomly start talking about it 😆
She's been going on and on at him since the start, then called him a liar, fake, a cunt, the list goes on. That's the first time he's been personal, yet as always the ixperts took her side and pretty much defended her for throwing wine aggressively in his face.

CheeseWisely

"See you all back here next year (or next week for MAFSNZ)"...

I could be up for some MAFSNZ.

The NZ and AUS ones are so much better than ours is.

Blah. Blah. "MAFSNZ" Can't hear you...

🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉

(Same time same channel?)

Nope. No. Not me. Not watching.

Well, that’s me crossing _olly names off my baby names list!

[adds Emma. Then remembers I’m not actually pregnant]

I wondered why Amy didn't say something to Luke about that when they were discussing the letter he sent, it did cross my mind that maybe she was bullshitting to the girls about that.

Charlene so often seems to miss the mark. She feels sorry for Luke. Because he always looks clueless. But if he sent what Amy said he did after being told clearly Amy had no interest then it was sexual harassment. Mel, John and Paul for the next series

And that's exactly it. After all of the innuendos that he has made, it doesn't matter whether he did or didn't send that note, the reputation is already there. And there's no proving it, unless she's kept the note.

Imagine being so stupid that you’d behave like absolute nasty trash on national tv, forever immortalised as haranguing, spiteful and utterly base on so many levels. Poor Holly’s child potentially seeing her mother act like that one day. And Polly giving herself a reputation that is completely un redeemable. All for what? I’m sorry but they are cretins.

It's because we're not as aux fait with their accents etc so we just assume they're normal people.

It's all laid bare for us on the UK ones

I think that Amy has been acting very differently with Luke and “in the bedroom” than her pearl clutching would indicate

Hope it's not a spoiler to say I agree with the PP who said Amy and shitlids are shagging. I think Amy is a real mean girl but kept more quiet (or maybe just drank less) and controlled than Pol and Hols. She's put a few really unnecessary pot stirring stories on her IG. I imagine there is definitely not love lost between her and Polly. Looking forward to hearing if Luke denies or admits to the butt hole comment.

Oh God. I’m up to the “terrorise your bum hole” bit. I burst out laughing at “what? televise?” 😂

He has a really serious job, how does he expect to work in a prison with vulnerable young men when he is talking about terrorising bum holes on television!? Mental. I used to like him and now I think there was lots we didn’t see and he plays the “what? me? It was just harmless” crap every time she called him out on his behaviour.

I genuinely think Holly is proud of herself though. She probably sees herself as “hard”, tekkin’ no shit, showing her chiyuld ‘ow it’s done…

She’s completely lacking in self awareness and just very unintelligent generally I reckon.

Shawl of sanctimony! 😂

I thought he looked more like a survivor of some disaster in need of comfort. Oh, wait...

John the daschund?? Yes!

I thought it was more than fair- she must have come away from that experience feeling like absolute shit. Saying he was learning from her for future relationships, and the first week where he was visibly angry he'd been 'lumbered' with her. I remember him saying he didn't understand why he'd been paired with her early on. He stopped saying that when he'd spent a bit more time with the rest of the women 😂
Emma's wonderful. She came out of this the best I think.

I think that too. I think Luke has simply moved some of the bedroom chat out of the bedroom and is confused as to why she acts like she's got no idea where it's coming from.