MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

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I did too. My two biggest laughs of the night were from the experts.

Paul repeating that and Charlene shaking her head and saying 'that's inappropriate' when Amy was telling the girls about it.

Is was such a ridiculous understatement that it made me howl. Again.

I was on holiday when this incident occurred. Wtf happened?!

Oh I don't know, I'm still scarred by Charlene trying to get Kwame to waft feathers at Kasia, which as we all know, ended up on a park bench in Lewisham.

Facebook is not disappointing. Although, it does look like this thread has been sharing Google finds

Didn't we just watch the reunion?

Orson choosing Emma was a highlight.

It was about the most genuinely warm moment in the whole bin fire.

Also chuckling at Paul delivering that butt hole line in such an upper class manner. We are not used. Off to online stalk Nafes family

It was cute

I thought there was normally one tagged on to the end. I can't remember from last year.

I just said the same. Similar intellect. The rest of the table were shocked by his remark about leaving a week early but Emma picked up that he meant it in a good way. They give each other time to respond rather than react and it would be nice if they gained a friendship out of this.

Holly and Polly are horrendous. Amy is not far behind. Not keen on some of the blokes, they get too much airtime. If a man acted like H and P they would have been removed.

Can't get over Holluh proclaiming that she's an amazing mother. Usually when someone needs to tell everyone how amazing they are, it's because they are actually trying to convince themselves. Amazing mums (or dads) don't fuck off onto a reality show for months on end, making a fool of themselves so that they, and by extension their kids, become a target for trolling. Amazing parents but their kids first. She's an absolute skank.

😂😂😂

Ooh just seen Lara on Eyre has just done an interview with the lovely Alfie! It's on Spotify.

A blind man on a galloping horse can see that Amy and Adam are shagging. Polly is convinced she can bully him into respecting her but he really couldn't care less. It was hard to watch him remark about her asking for sex like that. I'd have been floored with embarrassment.

Can’t be rolling into next week…. The NZ one starts on Monday 🤣

I still can't get over the Shawl of Sanctimony! Do you think it was woven by native Peruvian (butthole terrorising) goatherds?

Ooh I thought this too. I hope it comes up if true

That's true!

Just had to re-watch my favourite final CC ceremony moment - from MAFSAUS, when Bec got found out:

I wonder if there will be one at Christmas?

Polly and Holly aren’t nice girls, are they ? They really are a horrible force when they get together and just scream and swear - not nice ! No decorum at all.

Nathan on X: "Adam right now #MAFSUK https://t.co/gS5z0IDfb3" / X

Elle ⚘️🍉 on X: "Me: Aw Luke that's a very sweet gesture Me 30 seconds later: Oh #MAFSUK https://t.co/GKnwBkZgDi" / X

I agree. An amazing mother wouldn’t go on the programme full stop, and wouldn’t keep calling the child “my fucking child!”

Definitely. He's positioning himself as some kind of shaman while having to deliver the line 'terrorise your bum hole ' with a straight face.

I can see why he needs his comfort blanket.