MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
Previous one here here

Noo, don't be friends with him Kristina. He'll just use you for an ego boost when his own sad little life goes to shit. Move on! Meet someone else

Fuck off with "I've got a friend for life" bollocks Kieran. You didn't even bother to speak to her let alone give her the heads up about dating.

I'm imagining Emma presenting This Morning or something. Shes got a great TV presence.

Sacha’s outfit in tomorrow night’s preview has taken me straight back in time to a Jane Fonda workout video

Please say tomorrow is the last episode?

0oh, tomorrow Paul goes there with the terrorised butthole. While wearing the shawl of sanctimony.

The cheek of him! I wouldn’t even want him as a friend.

I am so immature, I just giggled at Paul saying " terrorise your butthole" in his posh voice 🤣🤣🤣

Why do they need another commitment ceremony!!!

Alas I have to work tomorrow evening so may not be able to join you all live for the final episode.

Glad the butt hole will get another airing though.

Emma should be one of the ixperts in the future. She is great.

FFS, does that mean reunion next week? Noooooooooooooooooooo.

The shawl of sanctimony- stop!!!🤣

@murasaki - loving the shawl of sanctimony!!!

Shawl of sanctimony 🤣🤣

I wish you said this on the last thread so so it could have made it into this final thread 🤣🤣🤣

Can we also put some complaints in about Mel being utterly shite & harmful as an expert. Closely followed by Paul.
(Charlene isn’t as bad as these two)

We need a gif of that immediately.

Will miss tomorrow as working late but thank you for all the laughs this series! Can't wait to catch up with the all the wit and banter when I watch it later.

Edit to add: your wit and banter. Not theirs.

I don't think Emma has great insight. She's thoroughly "nice" and very jolly but I don't think she's very perceptive.

So is Sasha still celibate?

They aren't going to last .

I am so glad my life is dull - all this drama is exhausting

Don't want to sidetrack the thread but can I just say to the posters who likened Scorchers hair to a poodle, that I have a poodle and I would never ever let him go out looking like that.

Well, for the sake of my marriage I'm going to watch the reunion on Friday when DH is out for drinks. It's been a pleasure, as always. See you all back here next year (or next week for MAFSNZ)

I think you'll find it's proseccs

If we do need another thread ...