MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
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Nathan's face! He looks terrified

Nafe looks terrified at Nafe juniors! But don't live with Station.

I literally can't get over Amy's face

Run Nathan!

Dear Amy,

^How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can^ park in your garage
And terrorise your butthole.

Please come back to me.

Love

Luke

How is twitter reacting to tonight's episode?

Nafe deserved everything he gets with that jacket.

Me neither, it's so unreal!

Earlier she was saying that she couldn't remember any good times. And now there were good times. Which one is it?

Gosh Amy's face. Looks like a mannequin.

Oh please, Luke says all the right things at the time but doesn’t ever follow through or mean it🤣

I'd absolutely love to see Nafe's family and what they think of this shit show

Me either. It looks a bit grotesque compared even to the final vows. It's such a shame.

Kristina needs to cut clown boy out of her life completely.

Table for two? Is that code?

So much respect for them opting out. All the way out.

No wonder he is up to number 57 now

He's going to get colder and colder towards her. She needs to make a clean break or she'll never move on.

If she needs me to terrorise her bumhole, I'll be there.

I wish Kristina hadn't come to this dinner party.

I think he says it, means it in the moment, and then wants to terrorise her bumhole. While wearing his butler in the buff apron.

Totally. Next year will look a lot different for her

How much dating do you really get in 2-3 weeks? Maybe 3 dates? Can you even call it dating?

Well one person has already put in a compliant to Offcom about Polly & Holly

Oh fuck off Kieran with your friend for life bullshit, you'll hold her back.