MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
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The Ixperts are completely deluded. Holly is incapable of having a normal conversation. She's a bully and doesn't know how to resolve anything that doesn't involve violent threats.

I honestly can’t stop staring at it.. I’m not even listening to her as I’m fixated on that Barnet!

Ross looked angry then.

Signing up for the show?

I once avoided a fist fight with a few Holluh like lasses by quoting Monty Python at them() and doing the hand flapping on the head alongside raspberry blowing (from Holy Grail). It really freaked them out, and my mate and I got to shout "Now run away or we will taunt you a second time!" . They ran away.
( your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries)

I think Mel has a timeshare on the wig with her, after all we never see them on screen at the same time

The ick-perts are clueless

I love Emma. She is marvellous.

This is horrible to watch, just resentful pp airing their greviances.

Well said Emma!

Caspar and Emma mostly get on better than the other couples.

But Emma, he told you day one he didn't fancy you.

I would rather get my bumhole terrorised by Gaston than spend any time with Emma

I always liked Caspar and Emma

It’s all unnecessary isn’t it! Just making them feel shitty

I'd have loved Emma to finish there with '4/10, you could have been a lot better; but at least you weren't any of these cunts' [gestures around table].

Yay, Emma got picked!!

Caspar and Emma were the best pair. Hopelessly mis-suited, but kept it classy even though it didn’t work.

That's my favourite moment of the evening. .

Polpot is furious.

Look at her face. She's SEETHING.

Whoah!

I'd like to think they could be good friends

They all sound completely pissed!

The only thing that was ever solid about your relationship, Pol is your head and his thatch!